Alternatives

Maybe it is time for some alternatives.  Instead of the current prospective Presidential nominees of both the democrat and republican parties, how about Martha Stewart?  She's over 80.  She's had a successful TV show.  She's a successful business woman.  And, she can still read from the teleprompter.  And she, unlike the other two, has not just been accused, or impeached or just indicted.  She's been convicted.  She's done time.  She's the real deal.  This works for either party too.

And for the independents we think it should be Tucker Carlson, late of Fox News fame, now in charge of his own podcast and someone who has been proffered as Bad, Bad Orange Man's running mate.  We say why not go for the number one spot big guy?  Again, another guy who has made a lot of money as the Editor-in-Chief of The Daily Caller and obviously another guy with his own TV show.  Now some may say he has no relative experience but we say that quaint idea, like Elvis, left the building a long time ago.  RFK Jr. is the current leading Independent candidate with enough money in his campaign coffers to run an ad during the Super Bowl.  In case you're wondering the cost of an ad during the Super Bowl was 7 million for 30 seconds.  And, this guy RFK Jr. has never, even, had a job.

And speaking of the Super Bowl it was pretty good if you didn't get too sick of watching Taylor Swift jump up and down every time the Chiefs did something.  Some of the commercials were even funny again.  And, the Zebras didn't seem to drop flags to help one team or the other.  The game even dramatically, ended in a tie and went into overtime.

And one thing we've noticed about overtime games.  The players are so exhausted, that it seems as if whoever gets the ball last, scores and wins.  The other team is too worn out to put up much of a defense.  It might be a good idea for some future team, to not let their players jump up and down like they're King Kong every time they make a tackle.  Hey they could even try to take things in stride after an interception, a fumble recovery or even a touch down.  That way, if the game goes into overtime, they might have a little gas left in their tanks and be able to stop the other team while they are on defense.  This is just an alternate idea, which may only be played out in an alternate universe, not this one.

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Jealousy

Every once in a while jealousy rears its ugly head.  President Old Brains Biden who had all kinds of classified documents in his garage which is a big no no, got investigated for it.  The Special Investigator Robert  Hur concluded that Old Brains was too old, too feeble and his memory was so bad, that brining a case against him would be a waste of time.  Now any wise guy knows when you're being looked at, just keep your mouth shut.  But Old Brains got really angry and declared.  "I know what the hell I'm doing!"  Now you could say it was just one of the countless times Old Brains misspoke but we're thinking it's jealousy rearing its ugly head.  We figure Old Brains is thinking if Bad, Bad Orange Man can get indicted for miss handling classified documents, why can't I?

Also Old Brains' wife Jill and his Attorney Bob Bauer also blasted the investigators report.  Maybe they think Old Brains should be indicted as well.  And, maybe it's time for Special Investigator Robert Hur, no relation to Ben by the way, to take another look at this.

And District Attorney Fani Willis of Fulton County Georgia, the woman who dares to bring charges against Donald John Trump former President of the United States, aka Bad, Bad Orange Man, is in hot water.  Seems she hired her paramour Nathan Wade to prosecute Bad, Bad, Orange Man.  Seems Attorney Wade spent $654,000 plus on the case and some of it might have gone to their romance.  Added to that Mr. Wade was married at the time, so he and Fani, are caught in flagrante delicto.

Now some people are enraged and want the case dismissed but then it could be jealousy rearing its ugly head.  Maybe some people are just hating that a not so hot looking, middle aged woman, found love.  Even if it was in all the wrong places.  After all the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl and there was the kiss between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce after the victory, with all the confetti raining down.  And that is as pretty a picture, as you will ever see.  And people, are hating that too.

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