Wondering

We’ve been wondering about this for quite some time and it’s if Superman were alive today, he died in the last movie Superman vs Batman.  But if he were alive today, would he have to wear a mask?  Masks would not be much of a problem for Batman as he already wears one.  So do a whole lot of other Super Heroes like Green Lantern, Flash and the Spider Man just to name a few.  But Superman is invincible.  Or well, we thought he was till they killed him off in the last movie.  Truth be told though we kind of think he’ll be back.  They’ll be some little something everyone missed.  That’s the way it used to work in the Comic books.  But if he is invincible, why would he need a mask?  Invincible means he couldn’t get the Kung Flu and since he couldn’t get it, he couldn’t pass it on either.  Sort of like a really good vaccine.  So, we’ve kicked this around and could never get a consensus on it.  So, we asked a few other people.

Dr. Fauci “Yes, Superman has to wear a mask.” 

President Biden.  “Hunh?  Wah?  Mask?  I’m wearing my mask, I think.  Yeah, it’s right here in my hand.  Now take my wife... please.” 

Alex Rodriquez.  “Damn J-Lo just dumped me.  This chick from Southern Charm is no J-Lo believe me.  And, I didn’t even have sex with her.  I mean I never even met her?  We just did facetime.  Why was I dumped?  Superman?  Who cares?” 

Ex-Prince Harry.  “Superman?  Mask?  You’re not asking about me or Meghan?  That’s hard to believe.  Is there anything but us?  And, uh, this is a little embarrassing but do I get paid for this?  I hate to ask that but Grand Mama has cut off my allowance.” 

Governor Andew Cuomo.  “Yes of course Superman has to wear the mask.  And, he has to wash his hands and he has to safe distance same as everyone else.  Hey, why are you the only person in this room?  Where's my staff?  Where did everyone go?” 

We hope we cleared this up for you. 

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The Fall of Mitt Romney

This is not a long, sad story of the downward spiral of some mealy-mouthed politician.  You know the kind who’ll say just about anything to get elected, talks out of both sides of his mouth till it all catches up with him and he finds himself out of office and trying his hand at a Cable News Show.  And it’s not about an elected guy who says it never happened.  He never had sex with her or put his hands where she said he did.  But then after a period of denial the text messages show up.  And then his wife throws all his clothes out on the front lawn and leaves him.  And after that he gets the message and resigns.  No, with Mitt, it’s he fell.  He fell on his face.  That's what he said.  Probably because he’s old and well old people lose their balance.  Mitt got a black eye and a whole bunch of stitches.  How many?  Well, he asked the Doctor but that’s another thing that happens when people get old, they don’t remember.  So, he’s not sure.  “A whole bunch.”  Mitt said.

One thing we know for sure is Mitt goes to bed every night muttering.  “If I just had been a little tougher, a little meaner.  And, maybe if I had another nickname like The Rock or Duke or even Scooter.  Anything but Mitt!  Maybe then I could have beaten Obama.  I could have been President.  I could have been... somebody!” 

But then again this reminds us of another Senator Harry Reid, pictured above.  He also showed up with a black eye and a few stiches and said he fell too.  Then he retired.  Harry Reid retired despite having nothing else to do and being in the Senate for 30 years.  Retired even though he was Senate Majority Leader and he managed to amass 25 million dollars in the process.  So, maybe with Mitt it’s not old age and balance.  Maybe it’s a hearing problem.  Maybe like Harry Reid, he was told retire and at first, well, he just didn’t listen.  We’ll see. 

 

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