Bill Clinton and The Interstellar Aliens

It seems that former President Bill Clinton showed up on the James Cordon Late Late show that airs after midnight, to tell how he sent agents into Area 51 to find out if interstellar Aliens had been coming to earth.  Our 42nd President felt that he, and all of us needed to know.  And, we think it's nice to find out that our 42nd President wasn't just sitting in the oval office getting BJ's and smoking a cigar but was hot on the case of interstellar Aliens coming to earth.  He even sent in his chief of staff John Podesta and his number one Minister of Plenipotentiary Sandy Berger, into area 51, to seek the truth.  This sort of reminds us of the Sci-fi movie 'Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter' where our 16th President is fighting the Civil War by day and killing Vampires by night.  They call these type of movies, mixed genre.  It's where you take two established movie genres like a Civil War movie and a Vampire movie and mix them together.  Another movie of this kind was 'Cowboys and Aliens' where they took a Western and threw in some interstellar Aliens.  They even had Daniel Craig aka James Bond, as one of the Cowboys.

Now you may wonder why Billy Bob Clinton would show up on TV and a Late Late show that airs after midnight.  Well we're kind of thinking that no one has been paying too much attention to ole Billy Bob anymore.  His antics as President that everyone thought were cute at the time, are not looked at in the same manner nowadays.  And maybe, just maybe he'd like people to see him in a different light.  Not the guy who "Did not have sexual relations with that woman." but then left the mess on her dress while smoking a cigar.  Maybe he'd like it if someone made a movie called.  'Bill Clinton Alien Hunter'.

We kind of see George Clooney or Harrison Ford or hell, ole Billy Bob could even play himself.  We think he's that good of an actor.  And, then maybe, well maybe, everyone would forget the mess on her dress, the BJ's and the cigar.

What do you think?

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Who'd A Thunk it?

For all you men out there this one really has to hurt.  Seems when Pete Davidson told Kim Kardashian.  "Let's get some ice cream.  Let's go to Thrifty's."  Well...  How can we put this since we're a family channel...  She just melted.  Actually, in the interest of accuracy and journalism in general we have to use her actual language and she said when Pete said that she got "so f*cking horny".  Sorry about that.  But who knew?  We mean guys, think about all the money you spent on dinners, concerts, trips to somewhere, rings, not to mention mortgage payments and maybe all you had to do was head to Thrifty's for some ice cream.  Who'd a' thunk it?

And Prince Charles the Man Who Would Be King and sooner than later, has been admonished by members of the Prime Minister's Cabinet for making political statements.  Seems Bonnie Prince Charlie the Man Who Would Be King and sooner than you may think, has spoken out against the current government policy of relocating asylum seekers to Rwanda.  And the Politicos say that's not his job!  But Charlies is The Prince of Wales, Earl of Chester, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Lord of the Isles, Barron of Renfrew, Prince and Steward of Great Scotland and soon to be The King!  What are they saying here, that all that doesn't mean a thing, anymore?  And, it used to be good to be The King.  Ahh who'd a' thunk it?

And who'd a' thunk this one.  Californians fed up with high crime, high taxes, high cost of living and the homeless everywhere they turn, are now not just fleeing to Texas and Arizona but also to Mexico!  Especially if they work remotely or if they can buy a home close to the border so they can commute easily.  This in turn is driving housing prices up in Mexico.  Mexican citizens are outraged as they are being priced out of their own neighborhoods!  Oh, the humanity! 

Maybe they should build a wall. 

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