Who'd A Thunk it?

For all you men out there this one really has to hurt.  Seems when Pete Davidson told Kim Kardashian.  "Let's get some ice cream.  Let's go to Thrifty's."  Well...  How can we put this since we're a family channel...  She just melted.  Actually, in the interest of accuracy and journalism in general we have to use her actual language and she said when Pete said that she got "so f*cking horny".  Sorry about that.  But who knew?  We mean guys, think about all the money you spent on dinners, concerts, trips to somewhere, rings, not to mention mortgage payments and maybe all you had to do was head to Thrifty's for some ice cream.  Who'd a' thunk it?

And Prince Charles the Man Who Would Be King and sooner than later, has been admonished by members of the Prime Minister's Cabinet for making political statements.  Seems Bonnie Prince Charlie the Man Who Would Be King and sooner than you may think, has spoken out against the current government policy of relocating asylum seekers to Rwanda.  And the Politicos say that's not his job!  But Charlies is The Prince of Wales, Earl of Chester, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Lord of the Isles, Barron of Renfrew, Prince and Steward of Great Scotland and soon to be The King!  What are they saying here, that all that doesn't mean a thing, anymore?  And, it used to be good to be The King.  Ahh who'd a' thunk it?

And who'd a' thunk this one.  Californians fed up with high crime, high taxes, high cost of living and the homeless everywhere they turn, are now not just fleeing to Texas and Arizona but also to Mexico!  Especially if they work remotely or if they can buy a home close to the border so they can commute easily.  This in turn is driving housing prices up in Mexico.  Mexican citizens are outraged as they are being priced out of their own neighborhoods!  Oh, the humanity! 

Maybe they should build a wall. 

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