Hunter Dumpty's Revenge

 

Amid all the revelations about Hunter Biden and “The Big Guy”, “H” or “Pop” is this one question that no one in the media has asked.  And, maybe they never will.  Why did Hunter Dumpty Biden leave his laptop with all that corrupt and illegal information on it with an unknown repairman?  The repairman was a stranger, someone completely unconnected to the Biden Crime family.  Why? 

Well for an answer to that, we had to seek out the services of Dr. Don.  Dr. Don is a world-renowned Psychiatrist but he is unlicensed in all 50 states.  Dr. Don does not accept insurance, checks or even credit cards.  He only takes cash and he charges a thousand dollars an hour.  But in our quest for the truth, no cost is too high.  So, we made the trek over to Dr. Don’s office in Hell’s Kitchen NYC and he gave us an audience.  As usual Dr. Don sat in his Barco Lounge chair with the seven-way heat and massage, the overhead Johnny Walker Blue dispenser that he sips on during his sessions and the 54-inch plasma TV that this time had that old movie ‘Casablanca’ playing on it.  He turned the sound off to talk to us. 

Dr. Don “Ha, ha I was waiting for you this time.  I know what you want to know.  Why, why would this idiot leave his laptop with all that stuff on it, with a total stranger?  Someone who would look and pry into that laptop, as I would guess everyone who ever repaired a laptop has done.  If there was something wrong with the laptop why not just buy another one?  That is what most people do.  He can’t afford one? 

NYUUGGEE “Dr. Don you are prescient.” 

Dr. Don “Thank you.  But the answer is so easy I shouldn’t even take your money.  He hates his Father, The Big Guy, Pop and he hates him so much it is palpable.  And I hate that word palpable but it applies here and means that the hatred is so intense, that it is like a real entity standing there in front of you.  And, the shame!  Oh, the never- ending shame!  Hunter has been his father’s bagman, his butt boy all this life!  Hunter has never done a thing on his own.  He has no accomplishments, nothing.  He’s a total zero.  And, the Father always knew that and favored the other son Beau.  And, Hunter in turn knew that too. 

Oh, the Greeks could have written this up so well.  This is Shakespearian almost Biblical.  Cain killed Able because he was jealous.  He thought God favored Able.  So, Hunter probably wanted to kill his brother Beau.  But Hunter is just a Putz.  He didn’t have the balls to do that.  And, then Beau dies of cancer.  So, Hunter does the only thing he can think of and that is sleep with his dead brother’s wife.  It was an attempt to usurp the Brother and finally gain favor in his Father’s eyes.  But it didn’t work.  She dumped him.  So, now he really wants to kill his Father and it would be so easy.  The Big Guy is old, sick and has Dementia.  All the kid had to do was put a pillow over the old guy’s face one night, like they did to old Kings way back when.  No one would be the wiser or ever care.  But the kid is a Putz.  No guts, no glory.  So, he does the passive aggressive thing.  He leaves all the evidence with some stranger, hoping that somehow God will intervene.  And, he got lucky too.  Because the repair guy called the FBI and the FBI buried it.  But the repairman made copies.  So, what you’re watching play out now, is the revenge of Hunter Biden in all its angry and sordid turpitude.” 

Dr. Don held up his hand as ‘Casablanca’ was ending and he turned the sound on.  Rick was telling Ilsa that she had to go with her husband and that they’d always have Paris.  Then she was getting on that plane.  Then Rick was shooting Major Strasser.  Then Dr. Don laughed, hit the mute button and said.  “Ilsa loves her husband but Rick is the guy who makes her knees, weak.  Rick gives her the big O’s.  That’s why she’s crying as she leaves.  They could tell you a lot in the old movies, without spelling it all out.  Ah, but this story.  This Hunter and his Dad!  Oh, what Shakespeare could have done with this! Think Iago!  Then what the Greeks would have done!  In America, everyone is too busy trying to sell you things, to stop and look into the depths of the human heart.” 

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Will Success Spoil Hunter Biden?

 

Will success spoil Hunter Biden?  We have to ask this because Hunter went from a guy kicked out of the United States Navy for doing cocaine, to a guy making million dollar and billion-dollar deals, all over the world.  But as you can see in the New York Post, this money may have all come from corrupt and dirty deals.  Now as the saying goes.  “Behind every great fortune there is a crime.”  But that quote comes from back in the 1800’s in Europe, so that stuff was expected in those days.   And, in 1800’s in Europe, they didn’t have The New York Post or an angry Rudy Giuliani. 

And, the New York Post has Hunter, smoking crack, having illicit relations with young women and they have it all because they have his laptop.  And it’s all recorded on that laptop.  So, we just have to ask, could Hunter wind up like those rock stars who soar to great heights, platinum records and world tours only to come crashing down to earth, landing in an ash heap of drugs, death and soiled sheets?  Will Hunter Biden, walk in the footsteps of Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse and Jeffrey Epstein?  Oh, just say it isn’t so Daddy Joe.  Just say it isn’t so. 

Yeah, we know Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a rock star but he was just like them.  Jeffrey came out of nowhere to reach great financial heights, only to wind up dead, in a pile of stained bed sheets on the floor of his cell in the Manhattan Correctional Center.  And, we would hate to see that happen to Hunter Biden.  That’s why we have to ask this pertinent question at the top of this article here.  And what is really sad, is Hunter didn’t even get to keep all the money.  As Hunter laments to his daughter, he only got to keep half the money, the other half went to “Pop”.  And, then Hunter had to pay all the bills for the whole family.  Oh, “Who would fardels bear”? *  Obviously, Hunter. 

But then maybe things will work out for Hunter just like they did for his Dad, Joe Old Brains Biden aka, “H”, “The Big Guy”, or “Pop”.  No one has ever even investigated “Pop” and he’s been at it for 47 years.  No, “Pop” gets to sit in a bubble in his basement.  The FBI doesn’t investigate, the media doesn’t ask questions and “Pop” is running for President.  

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*William Shakespeare 

 

Laughter and Smiles

 

Now both debates, the Presidential and Vice-Presidential have been discussed and analyzed to the nth degree, so we’re not going to discuss things everyone else has.  What we like to examine about any subject, is the unnoticed, the mysterious and the perplexing.  And, we happened to notice that both Vice President Joe Old Brains Biden and Senator Kamala Harris, kept smiling throughout both debates.  It seemed like they were almost about to laugh.  Maybe they were laughing very softly and we couldn’t hear them.  It sure seemed like something was funny to them.  But we have to wonder what was that all about?  Was someone telling jokes into their ear pieces or writing jokes on their teleprompters?  What was so funny? 

Now, we know The President can be very funny sometimes and maybe he told a few jokes that only Old Brains could hear.  But then Mike Pence?  He’s not a funny guy.  Nice guy, stand-up guy but not funny, never funny.  If anyone knows what was so funny, please let us know in the comments section below.  Thank you. 

No one here even watches the NBA, that’s the National Basketball Association for those of you who don’t know.  No wait, one person here used to but he gave it up after the Knicks traded Walt “Clyde” Frazier.  But we couldn’t help but notice that the NBA has lost 70% of their audience.  That’s 70%, as in almost everyone who doesn’t bet on the games, has stopped watching.  And, if they were a regular TV show, real or scripted, they’d be cancelled already.  So, we can’t help but feel sorry for them.  Well some of us.  Others think it’s funny and they are laughing.  Not like Old Brains and Kamala but like really laughing, like out loud laughing. 

And a sad note here, because of the passing of one Edward Charles Ford.  Maybe you remember him as Whitey Ford, Hall of Fame pitcher for the New York Yankees when they were at their greatest.  Whitey won 236 games while only losing 106.  His winning percentage of .696 is one of the highest in the history of the game.  He was the Ace of the pitching staff of a team that won 11 pennants and six World Championships.  We could list Whitey’s accomplishments till we ran out room here.  The thing we remember most is Whitey’s confidence, his cockiness.  Whitey seemed to exemplify all that the New York Yankees of that era were about; power, pride and excellence.  He didn’t just walk to pitcher’s mound, he strode out there with a cockiness that let you think that if God walked up to home plate with a bat in His hands, well, Whitey would somehow, get Him out.   

And our favorite memory of Whitey was actually after his playing days were over.  Whitey was the pitching coach of the Yankees after he retired.  And, the Yankees weren’t very good back then.  The pitchers would get in trouble a lot and Whitey would go out to the mound to calm a pitcher down or give him some helpful tips.  And as Whitey would walk out there with that cocky gait, someone in the stands would always yell out.   

“Hey Whitey!  Pitch!”   

And everyone within hearing distance of that, would laugh.  And laugh a sweet laugh, remembering when.  And, thinking of Whitey now, makes us smile and a really sweet smile, for one of the best. 

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