Amid all the revelations about Hunter Biden and “The Big Guy”, “H” or “Pop” is this one question that no one in the media has asked. And, maybe they never will. Why did Hunter Dumpty Biden leave his laptop with all that corrupt and illegal information on it with an unknown repairman? The repairman was a stranger, someone completely unconnected to the Biden Crime family. Why?
Well for an answer to that, we had to seek out the services of Dr. Don. Dr. Don is a world-renowned Psychiatrist but he is unlicensed in all 50 states. Dr. Don does not accept insurance, checks or even credit cards. He only takes cash and he charges a thousand dollars an hour. But in our quest for the truth, no cost is too high. So, we made the trek over to Dr. Don’s office in Hell’s Kitchen NYC and he gave us an audience. As usual Dr. Don sat in his Barco Lounge chair with the seven-way heat and massage, the overhead Johnny Walker Blue dispenser that he sips on during his sessions and the 54-inch plasma TV that this time had that old movie ‘Casablanca’ playing on it. He turned the sound off to talk to us.
Dr. Don “Ha, ha I was waiting for you this time. I know what you want to know. Why, why would this idiot leave his laptop with all that stuff on it, with a total stranger? Someone who would look and pry into that laptop, as I would guess everyone who ever repaired a laptop has done. If there was something wrong with the laptop why not just buy another one? That is what most people do. He can’t afford one?
NYUUGGEE “Dr. Don you are prescient.”
Dr. Don “Thank you. But the answer is so easy I shouldn’t even take your money. He hates his Father, The Big Guy, Pop and he hates him so much it is palpable. And I hate that word palpable but it applies here and means that the hatred is so intense, that it is like a real entity standing there in front of you. And, the shame! Oh, the never- ending shame! Hunter has been his father’s bagman, his butt boy all this life! Hunter has never done a thing on his own. He has no accomplishments, nothing. He’s a total zero. And, the Father always knew that and favored the other son Beau. And, Hunter in turn knew that too.
Oh, the Greeks could have written this up so well. This is Shakespearian almost Biblical. Cain killed Able because he was jealous. He thought God favored Able. So, Hunter probably wanted to kill his brother Beau. But Hunter is just a Putz. He didn’t have the balls to do that. And, then Beau dies of cancer. So, Hunter does the only thing he can think of and that is sleep with his dead brother’s wife. It was an attempt to usurp the Brother and finally gain favor in his Father’s eyes. But it didn’t work. She dumped him. So, now he really wants to kill his Father and it would be so easy. The Big Guy is old, sick and has Dementia. All the kid had to do was put a pillow over the old guy’s face one night, like they did to old Kings way back when. No one would be the wiser or ever care. But the kid is a Putz. No guts, no glory. So, he does the passive aggressive thing. He leaves all the evidence with some stranger, hoping that somehow God will intervene. And, he got lucky too. Because the repair guy called the FBI and the FBI buried it. But the repairman made copies. So, what you’re watching play out now, is the revenge of Hunter Biden in all its angry and sordid turpitude.”
Dr. Don held up his hand as ‘Casablanca’ was ending and he turned the sound on. Rick was telling Ilsa that she had to go with her husband and that they’d always have Paris. Then she was getting on that plane. Then Rick was shooting Major Strasser. Then Dr. Don laughed, hit the mute button and said. “Ilsa loves her husband but Rick is the guy who makes her knees, weak. Rick gives her the big O’s. That’s why she’s crying as she leaves. They could tell you a lot in the old movies, without spelling it all out. Ah, but this story. This Hunter and his Dad! Oh, what Shakespeare could have done with this! Think Iago! Then what the Greeks would have done! In America, everyone is too busy trying to sell you things, to stop and look into the depths of the human heart.”
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