Quiz Time

Get out your pencils and get ready, it's Quiz Time again.

Question 1.  

Meghan and Harry were in the news because.

A.  They moved to Manhattan where they can get chased by the Paparazzi.

B.  They moved back to Merry Ole England and were welcomed back to Buckingham Palace with open arms.

C.  They moved to Texas, where they will open a BBQ.

D.  They moved back to England, almost in silence.

Question 2.  

Art Garfunkel announced.

A.  He takes long distance walks in the United States, Japan, Europe and he can't find Paul Simon anywhere.

B.  He is collaborating on an album with Jelly Roll.

C. He goes for long distance walks in the United States, Japan, Europe and sometimes he can't remember what country he's in.

D.  He was thinking of leaving the U.S. of A. because of DJT 45th and 47th POTUS.

E.  Who is Art Garfunkel and why is this a question?

Question 3.  

DJT 45th and 47th POTUS  is thinking of giving New Mexico a new name.  The new name will be.

A.  47, as New Mexico is our 47th State and someone is also the 47th POTUS.

B.  Central Park West.

C.  New America

D.  Mara Largo II

Question 4.  Since last week was 9/11 we couldn't let that pass without a question about it.

Osama Bin Laden had his Myrmidons attack the World Trade Center on 9/11 because.

A.  They hate us.

B.  The terrorists wanted a win and the terrorists won.

C.  Osama wanted to get our F-16s out of Mecca

D  Osama and his Myrmidons are terrorists and attacking places especially big buildings, is what they do.

E.  Osama hated Donald John Trump.  Osama thought the New York City Entrepreneur, was just like Hitler.

Answers.

Question 1.  The answer is D.  It's kind of sad if you stop to think about it.  But gone are the days of the tell all books, the Netflix specials, the mad dash around Manhattan chased by the Paparazzi and even the cooking shows.

Question 2.  The answer is D but if you picked E, we'll give it to you.  Art Garfunkel's was the flip side of Simon and Garfunkel, and well, not too many people could pick him out of a crowd of two.

Question 3.  The answer is C.  This one was too easy but we're kind of partial to Central Park West and not just because we thought of it.  It has a certain ring to it.

Question 4.  The answer is C.  This one came right out of the horse's mouth but if you listened to The Late Media, you might have missed this and you might have gone with A or B.  They repeated those two ad nauseum.  So if you picked A or B give yourself 10 points.

Each question is worth 25 points and everyone should have gotten at least an 85 here, as this quiz was an easy one.  We like to give easy ones once in a while.  We want people to feel good about themselves.

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Broke

If you have had trouble logging on to the internet in the last week, it was Sydney Sweeny's fault.  She broke it.  That is according to the Know It All's and that's Sydney pictured above breaking the internet.  Hey don't complain to us.  We don't make the news.  We just report it.

And Don Lemon formerly of CNN said in an interview that now, he "can tell the truth".  Does that sound familiar?  It seems to be the constant refrain of a whole lot of people who were whisked out of the What Once Was The Main Stream Media aka the WOWTMSM  and sent off to the cornfields.  Now you might wonder what were they all telling us before?  Our guess is, you already know.  Somewhere along the way, the so called Main Stream Media got broke.  They lost their way.  We don't have the time or the space to list all the stories they made up, as opposed to the ones they just got wrong but its a long list.  Kind of like from New York to Miam or even L.A. if you play all the video.

BTW we're thinking of no longer calling it the What Once Was The Main Stream Media, aka the  WOWTMSM.  We're thinking,  The Late Media.  And not late, as in being late, or staying out late.  No, we mean late, as in dead. 

And the President of Iran Mashoud Pezeshkian, admitted that Iran's economy is in deep doo doo and going broke!  Of course he's not a President like a U.S. President or even the President of the Knights of Columbus, so whatever he says, doesn't mean diddly squat.  But if that guy admits bleep, is broke, it's broke for real.  Iran is not the internet and Pezeshkian, is not Sydney Sweeney.

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HisBubbaness R.I.P. ?

Rumor has it that HisBubbaness's health is failing and HerHillaryness is planning his funeral.  We kind of think HisBubbaness is planning it too.  Why would he be left out?  How could he be left out?  Well, we mean, other than being the belle of the ball.

Is it only us or do you think that HisBubbaness has already sent DJT 45th and 47th POTUS the remarks he should make?  Do you think HisBubbaness has also written his own eulogy?  Will there be any great lines read at the service?  We mean will someone say something that people can remember HisBubbaness by?  Other than, you know what.

That leads us to will Monica be at the funeral?  Of course she'll be there, but will she sit somewhere inside, or will she be out in the street?  Will the WOWTMSM show images of her at the funeral?  Will other outlets?  We're laying 4 to 5 on the former and taking no bets on the later.

Get ready because this funeral will be on every outlet, in the same manner that the slow car chase with O.J. was.  If you don't have streaming, or you haven't saved your old DVD player, you won't be able to watch anything else.  We think HerHillaryness will have a lot of hankies but no tears.  Monica on the other hand will have a lot of hankies and her tears will be there, for all to see.

Will HerHillaryness write a book?  Yes!  Will Monica write a book?  Yes!  Will they both have the same title, My Life With Bill?

Will Obama POTUS 44, and DJT POTUS 45 & 47 be laughing at HisBubbaness's funeral, as they were at Jimmy Carter's?  That's them at the top of this column at Jimmy Carter's funeral.  Let's hope not.  And, let's hope that rumors of HisBubbaness's funeral planning, like initial reports of Mark Twain's demise, are greatly exaggerated.

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Caprice Of Destiny

Luigi Mangione who in case you forgot, shot and killed a United Health Care employee and shot him because the guy was a United Health Care employee. That Luigi Mangione, just let a whole lot of people down.  

The shooting was captured on tape, so there was no doubt about what happened.  Just who was the shooter?  That got cleared up pretty quick, what with cameras everywhere and computerized everything.  Mangione was caught in a few days.

But once he was captured, the WOWTMSM wet their pants, as Luigi Mangione was a really good looking guy.  Not since John Dillinger, did the WOWTMSM have such a killer.  And in turn, Mangione collected overnight, a legion of young, good looking women.  Or so says the WOWTMSM.  It could be a case with the WOWTMSM just making things up.  Nothing new there.  But then again, maybe they just don't understand what a legion is, and six people might make up a legion in their minds.  It's hard to tell, which is which here.

And the WOWTMSM decided that this shooting, made it time, to discuss health care in America.

So, the WOWMSM got themselves geared up for another Trial of the Century!  This time with the issue of health care in America, in the offing.  But alas, "the best laid scheme o' mice an' men / Gang aft agley." as Mangione copped a plea.  No trial,  Boy, you could hear and feel the air rushing out of that balloon.  And now what would the legion of six do, except write love letters to and put money in the commissary of, one Luigi Mangione, in whatever prison he winds up in. 

By the way, didn't Obamacare solve the issue of Health Care in America?  What would the WOWTMSM talk about?  It costs too much?  Who's fault is that?

But no Trial of the Century for the WOWTMSM.  No breathless reporters standing in front of the Federal Court building in Foley Square, telling us all about the day's actions in court, the blow by blow, the low down.  No, legal analysts saying over and over again, how all it takes is just one juror.  One juror who hates the Health Care System.  One juror and Mangione walks free, to be gobbled up by his legion of beautiful young legionettes, who would have grown to maybe two dozen.  Two legions maybe?  But no, no, Mangione said. that magic word.  "Guilty."  So, it's over.  

Oh, what might have been!

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The King Of The Kung Flu

Dr. Fauci has become the darling of the media once again.  No, no longer the poster boy of the WOWTMSM for the Kung Flu.  No, this time, he's the darling of the Paparazzi.  The Paparazzi have begun to  camp outside his home where they can get pictures of him throwing out the garbage and going for walks with his wife.  Fauci does not look happy.  Mrs. Fauci doesn't look too happy either.  That's her in the picture above giving instructions to the Paparazzi.  Hey we get it.  Fauci used to be somebody.

Fauci used to be on every screen that the WOWTMSM had.  Fauci was on the cover of all the WOWTMSM's magazines.  Fauci told everyone to wear masks.  Fauci closed all the schools.  Fauci told us all to stay home, to stay safe.  Fauci told us all to believe the science.  And then, well, Fauci was the science.  Fauci told us to take the vaccine.  Hell take two, no three, four, five shots.  What the hell, the vaccine was safe.

And Fauci made a lot of money while he was at it too.  But like all con artists who play the game too long, the wheels began to come off.  But by then Fauci had exited stage left, retired with pension in hand and all the moola he made from the Kung Flu.  Fauci had his get out of Jail card too.

So when called before the Senate one more time, all Fauci had to do is give some lame ass excuses.  You've seen those acts.  The Senators bellow for the video clips and the folks back home, while the subject just yada, yada, blah, blah, blahs their way through the hearing.  Yeah the subject looks stupid or maybe gives a quotable quote like.  "At this point Senator what difference does it make?"  But the subject is home free.  Hell, Fauci even had the pardon.  They couldn't get him for anything he did while he was The King of the Kung Flu.

But no.  Fauci began with "On the advice of counsel I respectfully decline to answer based on my rights under the fifth amendment." and kept it up through 111 questions always repeating the whole statement.  Why he didn't just say, "I plead da 5th." like all the other lowlifes, who plead the 5th?  But then why did he plead the 5th?  He has that pardon.

Maybe there are things that there are no pardons for.  Things so vile and licentious, that the penal code, can't quite capture them.  Things that can't be said out loud or even whispered.  And maybe Fauci, The Man Who Was The Science, The King of the Kung Flu, knows that, all too well.

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Odds And Ends

They held the White House Correspondents Dinner and once again, we weren't invited.  Are we hurt, angry?  Not really.  Should we be?  This is one of these organizations, who if they had someone like us as members, we wouldn't want to belong to it. (With apologies to Groucho Marx here.)  And if we were invited to one of their soirees, we would never attend.  But they could have asked.  We mean we do comment on what is going on in the world and we are a lot more reliable.  Not to mention we analyze the comings and goings of things, with a lot more adroitness.  So maybe the White House Correspondents, don't like us too much.  Then again they invited DJT 45th and 47th POTUS and they don't like him at all.  So, well, yeah, maybe we should be a little hurt and a little angry.  But not too much, just a little.

Some big shockers from the WOWTMSM last week;

POTUS 46 or Old Brains as we affectionately refer to him around here, was going senile when he was Vice President and not the last few months he was President.  Wow!  Who'd a' thunk it?

Dr. Fauci knew that the Kung Flu came from a lab but lied about it.  Another wow, who'd a' thunk it

Speaking of Fauci, we got hold of a few things from his diary that the media didn't.  Maybe that's why they don't invite us to their big soirees.

3/24/2020

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall who is the fairest of them all?'

5/22/20

'Julia Roberts met me and she giggled like a school girl.  But of course she would.'

6/28/20

'They want me to hate on Trump.  Why not?  What does Trump know?  I'm a Doctor.'

7/15/20

'Some news reporter wanted to know if the masks everyone has to wear do anything.  Of course not!  But if I tell everyone to wear them, they will wear them!'

9/20/2020

'Some nitwit Senator wanted to know if I closed the schools.  This guy used to be a Doctor.  I am a Doctor!  I am Dr. Fauci and yes!  Me, I, Dr. Fauci, closed the schools!  And I did it, because I could!'

11/05/2020

'Trump lost and it was all because of me, I, Dr. Fauci!  Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all'.

7/10/2026 'My attorneys advised me that all entries in my diary from now on should read.  Under the advice of counsel, I refuse to answer on the rights and privileges granted to me under the 5th amendment of the Constitution of the United States.'

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Deathly Shadows

The DHS, Department of Homeland Security announced that there are 400,000 dead people on our voter rolls.  Which raises the question, who are they going to vote for in the mid-terms?  Has anyone polled them?

And congratulations to Spain's Soccer team winning the World Cup!  

But Spain's Striker, Borja Iglesias was deathly worried before the Final Game.  The game for the whole shebang.  Was he worried that his team would lose in front of the whole world?  Was he worried that he would play poorly in front of the whole world?  No!  Borja Iglesias was deathly worried that if his team won, he would come face to face with DJT 45th and 47th POTUS, and Borja did not want to shake hands with DJT.  Borja was convinced that after refusing to shake hands with DJT, he would then go straight to jail.  He would not collect $200 or even get to celebrate the victory.  We're not sure what country Borja thought the Meadowlands was in, Russia maybe, Red China, Iran?  But lucky for Mr. Iglesias when his team won, DJT 45th and 47th POTUS presented the trophy to the team captain, shook the hand of one player who stuck his hand out to be shaken and then exited stage right.  Borja Iglesias was spared.

And the dead are going to lose 100 million dollars, as Treasury Secretary Bessent has announced the end to their payments.  "Cruelty thy name is..."* no longer woman, it's Bessent.

Then there is the peace deal with the IRGC which became the done deal, as in put a fork in it.  What the Mass Hysteria and Cognoscenti Of The Known World don't seem to understand, is the IRGC can't sign a peace deal.  The IRGC is a gang, and all gangsters know, they can't show weakness.  They are dead men, when they do.

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*William Shakespeare