Luigi Mangione who in case you forgot, shot and killed a United Health Care employee and shot him because the guy was a United Health Care employee. That Luigi Mangione, just let a whole lot of people down.
The shooting was captured on tape, so there was no doubt about what happened. Just who was the shooter? That got cleared up pretty quick, what with cameras everywhere and computerized everything. Mangione was caught in a few days.
But once he was captured, the WOWTMSM wet their pants, as Luigi Mangione was a really good looking guy. Not since John Dillinger, did the WOWTMSM have such a killer. And in turn, Mangione collected overnight, a legion of young, good looking women. Or so says the WOWTMSM. It could be a case with the WOWTMSM just making things up. Nothing new there. But then again, maybe they just don't understand what a legion is, and six people might make up a legion in their minds. It's hard to tell, which is which here.
And the WOWTMSM decided that this shooting, made it time, to discuss health care in America.
So, the WOWMSM got themselves geared up for another Trial of the Century! This time with the issue of health care in America, in the offing. But alas, "the best laid scheme o' mice an' men / Gang aft agley." as Mangione copped a plea. No trial, Boy, you could hear and feel the air rushing out of that balloon. And now what would the legion of six do, except write love letters to and put money in the commissary of, one Luigi Mangione, in whatever prison he winds up in.
By the way, didn't Obamacare solve the issue of Health Care in America? What would the WOWTMSM talk about? It costs too much? Who's fault is that?
But no Trial of the Century for the WOWTMSM. No breathless reporters standing in front of the Federal Court building in Foley Square, telling us all about the day's actions in court, the blow by blow, the low down. No, legal analysts saying over and over again, how all it takes is just one juror. One juror who hates the Health Care System. One juror and Mangione walks free, to be gobbled up by his legion of beautiful young legionettes, who would have grown to maybe two dozen. Two legions maybe? But no, no, Mangione said. that magic word. "Guilty." So, it's over.
Oh, what might have been!
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