The Job

Elon The Richest Man In The World and Donald Trump POTUS are feuding!  OMG!  It could even be double OMG or as readers of this column know it as OMG!! which is the absolute end of it all.  But that's only if it is real.  Right now it seems too much like the WWE.  Maybe it will end with Trump hitting Elon over the head with a folding chair.  Maybe it will end with Elon writing a book 'My Struggle' detailing how he was humiliated and denigrated during his tenure at the White House.  How Trump is a meanie and how Elon endured the "slings and arrows of outrageous fortune".  Then again, there has been a whole lot of those books and it might not sell at all.  Better to go with the folding chair over the head.  If they do it right, Elon won't feel a thing.  If they do it wrong, it will only hurt Elon's head.  His ego will be intact.

BTW this all begins when Elon loses his job as the head of D.O.G.E..

Then there is Karen Jean-Pierre she was Old Brains Biden's Press Secretary.  She's writing a book about how she is no longer a democrat but an Independent.  That's the name of her new book, 'Independent'.  And 'Independent' will tear the cover off the Old Brains Biden Administration, supposedly.  Some have speculated that there is no way she could have written a 300 page book between election night 2024 and now.  There isn't enough time.  That presupposes that she wrote it.  We mean there are a whole lot of books out there with authors names on them that were written by someone else.  So maybe someone else started writing it as a plan B.  Plan A was Old Brains or Harris wins and she still has a job.

 And many of you may be wondering why a 41 year old Aaron Rogers signed with the Pittsburgh Steelers, for one more season.  We mean he's a multi-millionaire and a shoo in for the Hall of Fame once he retires.  His last two seasons due to age and injury were nothing to write home about.  So why?  Why risk a season of mediocrity after so much excellence?  Why risk painful injury more prevalent with age?  Why?  

Well, he's an NFL  Quarterback and now he has a job.  And as we know now, it's the job.  It is always the job.

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