The Fog Of War

 

If you tune into the Mass Hysteria, you will always hear the Talking Heads and The Cognoscenti Of The Known World talk about The Fog Of War.  But if you ever get a chance to read the after action reports written by the Commanders in the field, usually written right after a battle has concluded, you can see that the Commanders know exactly what happened.  There is nothing foggy about it all.

Now the Mass Hysteria always likes to have someone on the ground in a war staring into the camera.  Usually with some body armor on and maybe even wearing a helmet.  As if they are in the war or the war is over the next hill or right around the corner.  When they're probably no closer than 20 miles to anything, that might get them a boo boo.  But at least they are out there.  For the rest of the Mass Hysteria, war is a never ending collage of exploding buildings, fires, people wailing and sometimes these images are from the war they are covering and sometimes from a prior war, as if they don't think you can tell the difference.  Or maybe, they can't tell the difference..  Then there is always a carefully edited, never ending loop of video, showing the same images over and over again.  And, if that was the world you lived in, your mind would be, in The Fog.

The Mass Hysteria likes to cover the current war, as if The Israeli Defense Force and the Ham Asses are two fighters entering a ring.  Maybe it's Professional Boxing or an MMA bout but in this corner it is...  And in that corner it is...  In reality, Israel is a highly complex, representative government with checks and balances and a government that exists to serve its people.  Similar to the one we live in here in the USA or that of Great Britain, France, Germany and all the civilized countries in the world.  The Ham Asses are a gang, much like the Chicago Outfit of Al Capone or the Curley Bill Brocius crew, known as The Cowboys out in Tombstone, back in 1881.  The fact that the Mass Hysteria can't differentiate between the two, is because of The Fog.

If you don't understand the difference between the two or if you think we got this wrong, please go join a gang, and report back to us.  We hear the Gambinos need a few people.

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A Little Reflection is In Order

With all the hysteria that pours out of the Mass Hysteria on a daily basis, it might be a good idea to recall a previous battle that is very similar to the current one in Gaza, The Battle of Iwo Jima.  The United States Marine Corps landed on Iwo Jima, on February 19, 1945.  The Japanese soldiers on the island had a very intricate tunnel system, the likes of which no one had ever seen before.  It took 36 very, hard fought days but The Marines took the island.  Almost all of the 22,000 Japanese soldiers died, with only 200 surrendering.  That was 78 years ago which means the Israeli Defense Forces the IDF, has a new set of weaponry that includes bunker busting bombs, drones, robots and something called a sponge bomb.  The Marines back in 1945 had high explosives, flamethrowers and well, Marines.  

So while the Mass Hysteria screams about the tunnels in Gaza it looks like,  'Alea acata est' and it's all been done before.  Let's just pray for the remaining hostages and that the IDF doesn't suffer too many casualties.

And Megan Rapinoe a female soccer player fell down on the field and it seems tore her Achilles tendon.  She decided that this injury as she put it.  "Proves there is no God".  This is the atheist argument that if there was a God, terrible things would not occur, like slavery, the Holocaust or the New York Mets not having won a World Series since 1986.  You can see how her injury fits right in there.  What it actually is, is the human body as it ages, loses it's elasticity.  The aging athlete can't do the same things they used to do and that body is more prone to injury, see Aaron Rogers New York Jets.  That is  what they call, the science.  Maybe 38 year old Megan Rapinoe, doesn't believe in the science.

First it was Tiffany Gomes the self described "crazy plane lady" who began yelling at an imaginary man while on a Airplane.  Naturally the other passengers on the plane whipped out their phones and began to record and onto Tik Tok it went.  The video went viral.  Now it's another woman on an Airplane screaming but this time she claimed she was being "human trafficked".  Technically she's right as she's a human being, going from one place to another but that's not what she was up to.  We see a trend here.  We're guessing that these two women weren't polished or good looking enough to get on one of the 'Housewives of...  Not athletic enough to get on a show like 'Wipeout' and not even appealing enough to hook up with a convict and be on 'Love After Lockup'.  So they've resorted to screaming on an airplane and hoping for Tik Tok.  This Age of Narcissism treks on.

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Questions?

In a fierce and fiery debate Wednesday night while discussing the evils of Tik Tok, candidate Vivek Ramaswamy pointed out that candidate Niki Haley's own daughter had a Tik Tok account!  OMG!  Niki Haley then responded.  "Keep my daughter's name out of your voice.".  Then she called him "scum".  Now under certain circumstances that would have been considered racist but since both of their families came here from India, she can call him whatever she wants.  But that brings us to our first question of the day and we've been pondering this one for quite sometime.  What is the difference between the Politicians of Today and The Real Housewives of New York, Beverly Hills, The Potomac or wherever you prefer?  

The answer...  We give up too.

This brings us to the Ham Asses and our second question of the day.  In case you didn't know, in the middle of the famous Gun Fight at the O.K. Corral, Ike Clanton ran up to Wyatt Earp and screamed.  "Don't shoot!  I got no gun!"  This is not just from the movies.  This was attested to by all the surviving combatants and the many witnesses.  Wyatt amazingly didn't just shoot him but shoved him aside telling him.  "The fighting has commenced.  Get to fighting or get away!"  So why don't all these Ham Ass supporters demonstrating all over the world, get their asses on a plane, fly to Egypt, go through one of the many tunnels of the Ham Assess and get to fighting?

And Jared Leto, Academy Award winning actor climbed the Empire State Building.  Well at least from floors 86 to 104 which is the highest and scariest part.  Jared is the first person to scale this New York City Landmark since King Kong.  Now, you might be wondering why would he do this?  Money?  Fame?  He already has those things.  So it's not not for the reasons most people do these outlandish and crazy things nowadays.  Like live on a desolate island for months or in a house with a bunch of other narcissistic nicompoops, just so they can all be, in front of a TV camera.  Like we said Jared Leto already has all that.  No, the answer must be, because it is there.

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Happy Halloween!

As you can see the Kardashians dressed up as the Bratz Dolls for Halloween.  Then Taylor Swift went out dressed up as who else?  Taylor Swift.  And, the Ham Asses out there in Gaza, dressed up as dead bodies.  We weren't sure who was the most convincing but after some discussion we decided, it was the Ham Asses. 

And a whole lot of the migrants who have flooded New York City are dressing up as Sex Workers and parading up and down Roosevelt Avenue in the Borough of Queens.  We hear that they are very, very convincing.

Then there is the Trick or Treat aspect of Halloween.  

For the Texas Rangers who won there third game of the World Series on Halloween and then won the World Series the next night, it was the Treat. 

Then there was Steven Edward Riley Jr. a 57 year old North Dakota man who thought he'd inherited 30 million dollars from some long, lost relative.  Since he was going to be a multi millionaire why have a frumpy, dumpy, 47 year old common law wife?  Maybe he was thinking he'd be just like Jeff Bezos.  So he planned to dump the 47 year old, frumpy, dumpy, Ina Thea Kenoyer, as soon as he cashed his 30 million dollar check.  Not only was Ina Thea Kenoyer not so hot looking, she also didn't work and just sat around the house all day.  She never, ever cleaned or cooked.  But she must have got wind of his plans and while she didn't know how to cook, she did know how to put anti-freeze in his favorite drink.  And, well, Steven Riley Jr. 57, drank it and died.  Trick, nasty Trick.

But then the story doesn't end there.  It seems that Ina Thea Kenoyer thought since she was his common law wife, she'd inherit the 30 million.  But then she found out that North Dakota doesn't recognize common law marriages.  So, it was double Trick.  And there was no 30 million dollars.  It was all an email scam.  You know those things, they usually come from Nigeria.  So it was Trick, Trick and triple Trick.

Halloween, can be a nasty night.

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