As you can see the Kardashians dressed up as the Bratz Dolls for Halloween. Then Taylor Swift went out dressed up as who else? Taylor Swift. And, the Ham Asses out there in Gaza, dressed up as dead bodies. We weren't sure who was the most convincing but after some discussion we decided, it was the Ham Asses.
And a whole lot of the migrants who have flooded New York City are dressing up as Sex Workers and parading up and down Roosevelt Avenue in the Borough of Queens. We hear that they are very, very convincing.
Then there is the Trick or Treat aspect of Halloween.
For the Texas Rangers who won there third game of the World Series on Halloween and then won the World Series the next night, it was the Treat.
Then there was Steven Edward Riley Jr. a 57 year old North Dakota man who thought he'd inherited 30 million dollars from some long, lost relative. Since he was going to be a multi millionaire why have a frumpy, dumpy, 47 year old common law wife? Maybe he was thinking he'd be just like Jeff Bezos. So he planned to dump the 47 year old, frumpy, dumpy, Ina Thea Kenoyer, as soon as he cashed his 30 million dollar check. Not only was Ina Thea Kenoyer not so hot looking, she also didn't work and just sat around the house all day. She never, ever cleaned or cooked. But she must have got wind of his plans and while she didn't know how to cook, she did know how to put anti-freeze in his favorite drink. And, well, Steven Riley Jr. 57, drank it and died. Trick, nasty Trick.
But then the story doesn't end there. It seems that Ina Thea Kenoyer thought since she was his common law wife, she'd inherit the 30 million. But then she found out that North Dakota doesn't recognize common law marriages. So, it was double Trick. And there was no 30 million dollars. It was all an email scam. You know those things, they usually come from Nigeria. So it was Trick, Trick and triple Trick.
Halloween, can be a nasty night.
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