What's The BFD?

Alex Honnold just climbed the skyscraper Taipei 101, in Taipei City, Taiwan!  And he did it on Netflix live!  He did it without any ropes or any nets to catch him if he fell!  And he did it solo!  

We wondered if he washed any windows while he was at it?

Now window washers usually use a scaffold and there are usually two of them, as it gets the work done faster.  But a whole lot of people work at heights like that.  Like the Iron workers, pictured above.  That's not AI.  Those were real guys.  That's how all those skyscrapers like the Empire State Building got built, back in the day.  Which leaves us to ask with this Alex Honnold...  What's the BFD here?

We think Alex should have taken a rag along with him and wiped a few windows while he was at it.

And Michelle Obama complains that she is known as Barack Obama's wife!  Which made us kind of wonder, wouldn't a whole lot of women want to be Barack Obama's wife?  He's a good looking guy, suave, charming, not to mention rich and he was the POTUS!  So what's the problem here?  What's the BFD?

And Paige Spiranac is back on Instagram!  That's her pictured right above.  She's been gone for about four months, with no pictures posted and not a word from her.  But she's back!  This may not seem like a lot to some of you but to us...  It's a BFD!

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We Have A Few Questions

Way back, in 1959 to be exact, there was a movie, a screw ball comedy named 'The Mouse That Roared'.  It starred Peter Sellers and it told the story of the Grand Duchy of Fenwick and it's war with the United States.  Why would a little European Duchy declare war on the most powerful country in the world?  Well to lose.  The Grand Duchy of Fenwick was broke and they had seen how the United States had rebuilt the economy of Germany and Japan after WWII and thought well...  

Of course this was a screw ball comedy, so through a bunch of funny events, the Grand Duchy of Fenwick winds up winning the war.  Funny right?  Well the nation of Denmark just sent reinforcements to Greenland.  Maybe we should surrender now.

The New York Jets, the Kansas City Chiefs and a whole bunch of NFL teams are busy firing their Offensive and Defensive Coordinators.  These are teams that didn't make the playoffs and lost a lot of games.  But we just have to ask, who are these guys?  Some of us are really old here and we can remember a time when teams didn't have them or well if they did, they never got mentioned.  Who cared?  But now well you've got to have the right one of these.  We're just wondering what happened to the players?  Don't they have something to do with losing all those games?  Or at least the Head Coach.  Did he have something to do with it?

And Hunter Biden's baby's Mama, Lunden Roberts is asking the Judge to jail him.  Why?  Well Hunter isn't paying his agreed to child support of 5k a month.  Okay that's not a lot but doesn't she understand that no one is buying his paintings anymore!  They were going like new Iphones for awhile, except they were going for tens of thousands and in one case a half million dollars!  That's one of Hunter's paintings at the top of the page.  You can see the the angst, the yearning and the struggle in it.  It's not easy being Hunter Biden.

But it seems now that his paintings have fallen out of favor with the art buying crowd.  You might get one for fifty bucks or if you just asked nicely.  And isn't Lunden aware that Hunter's gig with Burisma went poof!  The war over there might have something to do with it.  Or it might have been the bad publicity with it.  But regardless of the why, where is he supposed to get the money?

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The Legal Edition

Kiefer Sutherland or Jack Bauer of 24 Hour fame just got arrested for punching out his Uber driver.  But isn't that what he's supposed to do?  We mean, punch out the bad guys.  Some of these Uber guys are really terrible.  They don't know what streets to take.  They have to use the GPS thing and they don't know how to talk to people, like old style cabbies did.  We expect the charges to be dropped.  Don't you?  Why were they even brought?

And who d a thunk this one?  Jerome Powell Chairman of the Federal Reserve is under criminal investigation as costs for the new Fed building went from 1.9 billion to 2.5 billion.  Poor Powell must be scratching his head and wondering what's the big deal with 600 million dollars?  Compared to what everyone else has been stealing.  Hopefully for his case, he didn't sign off on too many things.  And he can always play the Alzheimer's card.  "Hunh?  Wha?  How did all these people get in my room?"

And famed attorney Alan Jackson the guy who got Karen Read off has quit as Nick Reiner's defense attorney.  And we have two schools of thought as to why.  One, is the kid has no money.  His parents had the money and well...  Or two, Alan Jackson has a conscience and realized the kid is nutso but not legally nutso.  So there's no way to defend him and all the kid really needs is a Legal Aide who helps the kid say.  "Guilty."  Twice.

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Does Anybody Care?

On Saturday morning we woke up to find out that Nicholas Maduro, Dictator of Venezuela had been captured along with his wife.  But the information didn't come from the Mass Hysteria, not the alphabet networks or their websites, or any of the other news websites.  No, the information came directly from  DJT POTUS 45 & 47 via his social media platform Truth Social.  Then Attorney General Pam Bondi announced that Nicholas Maduro and his wife had been indicted in the Southern District of New York.  She announced this on X.  The Mass Hysteria was completely left out of the loop.  Did anyone but us notice this?  Does anybody care?

And last week Iran's President Masoud Pezeshkian announced that Iran was in a full scale war with the United States, Europe and Israel.  Did you notice?  Have you heard anything?  What will happen?  Where is the media on this?  Doesn't anybody care?

Do you think President Masoud Pezeshkian should have put this declaration of war on Tik Tok?  X?  Truth Social?  Do you think if he had, it would have been taken more seriously.

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