The President of the United States said. "Vladimir Putin may surround Kyiv with tanks but he'll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people." Now who can argue with that?
And poor Kanye. Kim has left him and he is beside himself. Like we mentioned a while back, Kim has been married a few times but poor Kanye... Well Kim was his only wife. Kanye has tried dating others. He even found a young woman who looks just like Kim but it's not working. So Kanye has turned his heartbreak and subsequent ire on his replacement, a guy named Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson is some kind of an actor/comedian but not in the same league as Kanye, entrepreneur, producer, actor, music video Artiste and just all around artist supreme. This kind of reminds us of when Elvis's wife left him for her Karate Instructor. And, Kanye has tried tweets, Tik Tok and gone on a few other locales to launch his tirades about Pete Davidson. All to no avail. Kim is still with Pete Davidson. But since Kanye is a music video Artiste and all around artist supreme, he finally rolled out a music video on Pete, where he cuts Pete's head off. Now we live in an age of political correctness and people getting divorced left and right, especially celebrities. Then they all move on to someone else, so we have to like a guy who still believes in. "All is fair in love and war." Kanye wants to bury his rival and that's old school. It's Medevil even. Think the movie 'The Last Duel' here. Who wants to argue with that? Don't. Kanye might cut your head off next.
And we have to make a correction. We didn't think Putin was going to invade the Ukraine. We thought he was going one way and he went the other. We were wrong. We apologize. Unlike most everyone else in this journalism thing, we don't just forget about a faux pas and move on like nothing happened. And, yeah we kind of put this at the end of the article hoping no one would notice too much.
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