WAAAA!!!

Anyone besides us seem to notice that every few weeks there is a whole bunch of people just going WAAAA!!!  This last week someone leaked a future Supreme Court decision.  WAAAA!!!  Of course there is also a huge hue and cry over who leaked it WAAAA!!!!!  Why?  Was this going to be a state secret?  Something like the NOC list in the first Mission Impossible movie or the identities of British Secret Agents in the James Bond movie Skyfall?  Something who's contents are so secret that no one could ever know about them?  You know one of these things where if the contents become known, governments would topple and people would die?  So people found out now instead of when?  A few weeks from now?  WAAAA!!!!  There has been so much WAAAA!!!!! over this that everyone seems to have forgotten that Elon Musk bought Twitter.

And over there in Fairfax Virginia  actress Amber Heard is going WAAAA!!! as the defamation trial brought by her ex-husband Johnny Depp who went WAAAA!!! first, is going on.  No wait, she said WAAAA!!! first, as she said he beat her.  But he now says no, he didn't beat her, he only hit her.  So wait, maybe she went WAAAA!!! first.  That's why they call these things, he said, she said.  But because she said he beat her, he can't find work in Hollyweird to the tune of 50 million dollars, so WAAAA!!!  Poor babies.  And as the dirty laundry of their marriage spills out and we mean dirty, as he once woke up to find she took a dump in his bed, it sounds like they had a helluva marriage.

And some guy ran on stage and tackled comedian Dave Chappelle near the end of his show.  Chappelle got knocked down but he took the guy with him.  Then the guy got escorted backstage by ten guys.  The guy who might have been trying to audition for the NFL, later emerged on an ambulance gurney headed for the ER.  Looks like he got to go WAAAA!!! for real.  

But the moral of the story here is if you feel the urge to go WAAAA!!! maybe you want to count to ten first, or take a pill or a drink of some hard stuff.  Or go close the bedroom door and let it out in private.  But don't go WAAAA!!! out loud in public.  Have a little class.

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