Sunday, October 9, 2022

Maybe Not So Hot


With Gisele Bundchen saying she's had it with Tom Brady, it might be time to note that Brady may be considered the G.O.A.T. in terms of NFL Quarterbacks and he's won 7 super bowls but he's 0 for 2 in the major relationships department.  His baby's momma who he had a long relationship with, is the very beautiful and accomplished actress Bridgette Moynihan and she threw him out.  And, when one woman throws you out, well it might be things just didn't work.  But when a second woman throws you out, well, maybe you're not so hot.

And Bill Gates is quoted as saying that "a civil war is coming" in the United States.  It will be preceded by a hung election and then well, all hell will break loose.  Now, a whole lot of people including us, are trying to get his exact words but he seems to have said them at a conference held by Forbes magazine and no one can find an actual transcript or a recording.  As if that stuff matters anymore.  We're willing to stipulate that his words may have been taken out of context but then Bill Gates is another guy whose wife has just thrown him out, saying she's had enough.  So, maybe it doesn't matter what he actually said, as maybe he's not so hot either.  Yeah, yeah he's got billions but so do a lot of other people nowadays.

And we're not sure what is crazier.  The things that come out of the mouth of Kanye West or the people who repeat and react to them.  And, yeah Kim threw him out too but then well Kim threw a lot of guys out, so that doesn't automatically mean he's not so hot.  Not yet.

And Vladimir Putin celebrated his 70th birthday the other day and the Ukrainians blew up one of his bridges and real big one that leads from Russia to Crimea, to celebrate.  And, the Ukrainians are advancing on the Russian held Kherson and a whole lot of other places.  And yeah ole Vlad, he's not so hot anymore either.

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2 comments:

  1. Brady may have 7 rings, but until he wins 147 consecutive games at 164 he can't be the goat

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    1. Absolutely. It's not even close. Hands down the G.O.A.T is the Shoo. This has to be the funniest comment I ever got.

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