Sydney Sweeney pictured above, has made a commercial for American Eagle Jeans. We've watched it five times. Hey, we have to do research. But we can't seem to find any inferences to the Nazis or the head Nazi, Adolph Hitler. And since references to Nazis and the head Nazi Adolph Hitler, seem to pop up on almost a daily basis, we thought it was high time for a Hitler quiz. We mean if you are going to compare A to B, you need to know what B is, otherwise your comparison is what? So without further ado.
Question 1. What High School did Adolph Hitler graduate from?
A. Vienna High School of the Arts.
B. Braunau am Inn High School.
C. Braunau am Inn Reformatory School.
D. Hitler never graduated from High School.
Question 2. Before Hitler was Der Fuhrer what was his occupation?
A. Hitler was a Dentist who didn't use Novocaine. He liked to watch his patients squirm.
B. Hitler never had an occupation. He lived in a Shelter. He was a homeless, day laborer.
C. Hitler was a Shoe Maker.
D. Hitler was a Journalist and part of the fake news media of his day.
Question 3. Who was Geli Raubal
A. She was Hitler's niece.
B. She was Hitler's girlfriend.
C. She was Hitler's niece and his girlfriend.
Question 4. Hitler's ability to become Der Fuhrer, design economic policy for Germany, chart foreign policy, design military campaigns and run the entire government of Germany, came from his experience as...
A. His tenure at Konigliche Preubische Kriegsakademie. Germany's West Point.
B. His experience as a day laborer and homeless guy, who lived in a Shelter.
C. His military experience. He was a Corporal in WWI.
D. Damned if we know.
Answers.
1. D. Hitler was a dropout.
2. B. Hitler was a homeless guy who lived in a Shelter. The only work he got was as a day laborer.
3. A. B. and C. We like to make one question real easy and Geli was Hitler's niece and his girlfriend, so no matter what you picked, you got it right.
4. D. Damned if we know. We hate to put a big pin in the balloon that has Hitler as the Evil Genius and the face of Evil but based on his resume, before he was the Fuhrer of course, we have to ask you one question. Would you hire this guy? Not as Der Fuhrer but like, as anything? Our own theory is Hitler was a guy who could speak extemporaneously for quite awhile, without notes or index cards. Just like a lot of would be Hollyweird stars, who wait tables, while hoping for the big break. Or one of the Housewives of New York, Beverly Hills or wherever you like. We kind of think of Hitler, as the first Housewife of Munich. Nothing else, makes any sense.
But back to Sydney Sweeney. She's an Actress with an impressive resume. She's been in some big productions like 'The Handmaid's Tale', 'Euphoria' and 'Once Upon A Time In Hollywood'. She's also a producer. She's way more qualified to be hired for a job, any job, than Adolf Hitler. In short, there's no comparison here.
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