James Comey former Director of the FBI or as we like to call him, J. Edgar Comey, is facing an investigation by Congress and he might even be a subject in a Grand Jury proceeding. But he's unbowed and defiant. He finds solace and strength in... No, not what you're thinking, as that was what we were thinking, Jesus. No, no, he finds strength and solace in Taylor Swift and her music. We're not sure but maybe it's the lyric. "We are never ever getting back together." Or it could be. "Look what you made me do."
We're sure she's flattered. And, we hate to be the ones who tell J. Edgar Comey this but... You're no Travis Kelce! Hell, he's not even J. Edgar Hoover. No one ever dared, to investigate, J. Edgar Hoover.
And Hillary Clinton, HerHillaryness herself, has said that Donald John Trump POTUS 45 & 47 should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, if he can arrange a peace treaty between Ukraine and Russia. We're trying to find out if anyone ever called for Hitler to be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Hitler was Time Magazine's Man of the Year in 1938, so that might not be so far fetched as it may sound. So far as we know, Hitler was never nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize but someone prominent, like HerHillaryess in that time period, might have called for it. Why would someone have done that you ask? Well something like Hitler called off the invasion of England for one. Then when he withdrew his troops from North Africa. Now we can't find where anyone like HerHillaryness mentioned Hitler for the Nobel Peace Prize, but if anyone out there can, please let us know.
Are you delulu? Odds are if you are, you don't know it, as it means delusional. Now this could be skibidi which means bad or cool or nothing. All of this we hope makes you insopo, which is inspired to go and do something because of something you saw on the internet, like this article. What are we talking about? Well these are all new words entered into the Cambridge Dictionary. These words come from Tik Tok, other social media and the internet. And these words, according to the Cambridge Dictionary, are changing our world.
Now some people are stunned that the Cambridge Dictionary would put such silly words in their tome when no one will even remember them by next spring. The Cambridge Dictionary is produced by Cambridge University founded in 1209 and it is one of the oldest and most revered Universities in the world. How could they do such a thing! Well we think, the whiners and complainers here are just skibidi or maybe even delulu. They are most definitely not insopo.
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