Queen Elizabeth II announced last week that Harry and Meghan have been stripped of their duties as Royals. Does this mean they will no longer ride in carriages and wave to the crowd as they are doing in the picture here? If so, then it’s over. They’re done.
Because what else do they do? Oh yeah pose for pictures in the Palace. But don’t worry because if they don’t wave to us from carriages or pose for pictures in the Palace, we’ll be just fine. It’s not like they drive a subway train and we’ll have trouble getting to work tomorrow. Or either one of them is a Doctor and you had an appointment next week. Think on it for a second, if they don’t show up at the Palace, what happens?
Oh yeah, they also lost their titles and we’re wondering does that mean money? Because then maybe it’s serious. Serious for them, not you or us or anyone else but if they lose money, you might actually see some genuine tears flowing. Tune into Oprah when she airs the interview.
But it also may be over for Dr. Fauci. It seems that Meghan McCain cut him a new one last week on The View. She blasted Dr. Fauci because at one point during the crisis that is the Kung Flu, he told her she didn’t need to wear a mask and she was three months pregnant! Then later on during the crisis that is the Kung Flu, he said she did. OMG! What was Meghan McCain to do? If she couldn’t trust Dr. Fauci then WTF? She also said Dr. Fauci needs to be replaced by someone who understands science and that is the kiss of death in today’s world. Ouch! You know we always thought Dr. Fauci looks like an aging Phil Rizzuto, former Yankee Shortstop and announcer. We mean what Phil Rizzuto might look like today if he hadn’t passed away back in 2007 at the age of 90.
And we’re sad to have to report this one but it might be all over for Tiger Woods. Seems he was traveling at an excessive speed when his car hit the median and rolled over three or four times. Actually, it’s been over for Tiger for quite some time, as he’s only won one golf tournament in the last decade or so. It’s just that no one has had the heart to say it out loud. In fact, some people in the know say Tiger damn well knew he was washed up as a golfer and he was working on his next career the other night and that is, NASCAR driver.
We think he should try something a little less dangerous. Hell, he’s a good, looking guy, knows his way around the ladies and he’d be great on The Batchelor. Then again if he needs more chills, thrills and drama, well Kim Kardashian will be single soon. That would make a hell of a reality show, Kim and The Tiger.
And, yes you may make golf puns in the comments section below.
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