The Week That Was Jan 15, 2022

We got some really scary news last week.  Alexandria Ocasio Cortez of our beloved Bronx and Queens, ex-bartender, triple vaxxed and one of the first people to tell us to wear a mask, got the Kung Flu.  Is no one safe?  Will this nightmare ever end?  "Oh the horror!"

And it was reported that Alan Dershowitz famed Harvard Law Professor asked then President Donald John Trump who some people confuse with Hitler, for a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell back in 2020.  Now some people, including one young woman Virginia Giuffe a victim, have said that the Famed Law Professor had sex with her when she was underage and he was a member of the Epstein/Maxwell gaggle.  But as of us going to press, that is still just an allegation.  Repeat, that is only an allegation.  We don't want to get sued here.  Famed Law Professor Alan Dershowitz is suing Ms Giuffe.  But you might ask, as we are doing, why would Alan Dershowitz, famed Harvard Law Professor ask for a pardon for Ghislaine?  Well, he is a lawyer and Ghislaine is his friend.  There are pictures that attest to that.  Maybe Ghislaine hired him to ask for a pardon?  Then again, maybe the Famed Law Professor likes little girls and there are pictures of that too?  And, maybe even video?  Some people speculate about things like that.  Not us of course.  And, maybe the pardon would have put that all to rest?  Hey, we said maybe.

Did you miss the Golden Globes this year?  Don't feel bad, so did everyone else.  It wasn't on TV.  Not on  broadcast, cable or even any of the streaming services.  Seems the Golden Globes has had a few issues.  While people may pontificate about various things like inclusion and wokeness, it doesn't mean they actually, ever, do them.  And, the Golden Globes sort of got hoisted on their own petards.  That, and their ratings were in the toilet.  So, the Golden Globes couldn't find a venue or even a host and well they just put the winners up on their Twitter account.  Most of the winners didn't even acknowledge that they'd won.  Maybe they didn't know.  So we didn't get to see another line up of lame brain narcissists thank Grandma, Jesus, their Kindergarten teacher or whoever has replaced Harvey Weinstein in Hollyweird.  Do you feel cheated?  Not to worry, the Oscars are coming up soon.

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