Apologies

We found it really heart warming that President Biden called young Peter Doocy of Fox News last week to apologize for calling him a "stupid son of a b*tch."  I mean when can you remember a President calling a reporter to apologize for anything?  We couldn't.  So, like we said that was heart warming and we also feel that this apology helps the spirit of unity, since young Peter Doocy like his Daddy works for Fox News.  And, Fox News is the conservative news outlet, supposedly.  But in the spirit of wokeness, shouldn't the President really have called Mrs. Doocy, Peter's Mommy to apologize?  We mean, she's really the wounded party, the victim here.  Isn't she?  She's the one the President called a b*tch.  And while the President is at it, he should call Mr. Doocy, Peter's Daddy, as it's his wife the President called a b*tch.  It's not too late Mr. President.

BTW where are all the woke people when you need them?  Why are we the only ones who noticed this?

And, RFK Jr. apologized after he compared the vaccination bruhaha to Nazi Germany and Anne Frank.  He said.  “Even in Hitler’s Germany, you could cross the Alps to Switzerland. You could hide in an attic like Anne Frank did,”  If you've ever seen RFK Jr. speak you might come away with the impression that he's mentally challenged and his latest comments did nothing to dissuade that.  But we just think he stutters.  And, we're glad that he came around to realizing everything is not quite Nazi Germany, no matter how excited he got at the perfidy of it all.  A whole lot of people nowadays, don't get that, even if they're not mentally challenged, supposedly.

And Jerry Falwell Jr. disgraced and ousted former President of Liberty College has lost 80 pounds and is on the road to redemption.  Seems he said some things in the past that might have been racist and anti-Muslim.  But the straw that broke the camel's back and the thing that got him ousted or forced to resign, was his wife had an affair with the pool boy.  Now, this wouldn't normally force some school President to get ousted but this is Liberty University and it's a real Christian place.  Spouses of the faculty or the President of the University are not supposed to have affairs with the pool boy or anyone else for that matter.  This isn't UCLA or CNN, where you can just carry on any which way you want.  No.  But Jerry Falwell Jr. in the spirit of wokenss, realized that it all might have been his fault, not his wife's.  He hadn't been taking care of her or himself.  So, he went on a diet, lost the 80 pounds, took testosterone injections and won his wife back.  And, as she said "They are more together now than any couple you will meet in your life."  She's apologized, he's apologized and maybe even the pool boy has apologized.  We're not sure.  But we just have to wonder if maybe it's time for Liberty University to take him back?  Or at least, apologize for forcing him out.  And, why not?  Everyone's doing it.

And, we put a picture of Billy Eckstein at the top here because his rendition of the song 'I Apologize' is the best.  He had that great baritone voice and when he sings "If I made you cry.  If I told a lie...  I'm sorry.  From the bottom of my heart dear.  I apologize." you really believe him.  Even if you don't buy some of the other apologies listed above.

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