They're Here!

They're Here!  So says David Charles Grusch former Air Force Intelligence Officer and self proclaimed whistleblower.  Grusch says the United States Government has covert programs that are holding partially intact and intact craft of "non-human origin".  And, the intact craft had the bodies of the dead pilots in it.  In other words E.T. came, he crashed and he died here.

Okay, okay we know you skeptics out there don't believe.  You're wondering why doesn't David Charles Grusch former Air Force Intelligence Officer and self proclaimed whistleblower, have something like a few pictures of the dead E.T. pilots?  Well, maybe they don't let you take your cell phone into the very secret room, buried deep in the tunnels of Area 51?  But ah ha you say there are those little, mini cameras that are so small you could hide them under your tongue or in some other body cavity?  Or he could have taken a toe nail.  Who'd notice that?  Or at least an E.T. chewing gum wrapper that was made of  material not of this earth, with writing on it that had no relation to any human alphabet?  You know, E.T. hieroglyphics.

Well if you skeptics don't believe him, it matters not.  Tucker Carlson late of Fox News fame, believes him.  Tucker even ran with this story on the opening segment of his new Twitter show!  Tucker is going to be speaking truth to power!  That's his new shtick.  And Tucker wondered why the rest of the Mass Hysteria wasn't covering the story.  We mean if they could ever get hysterical about anything, the arrival of E.T. should be it.  As all readers of this column know, the Mass Hysteria is not above making things up but they probably would like a few pictures or better still video.  Maybe a fake memo or two?  So if this Grusch guy could come up with something like that, we're pretty sure it wouldn't just be us and Tucker Carlson covering this story.  This story, would be all over the place.

And David Charles Grush also spoke of the "partially intact craft".  In other words other "non-human origin" craft and he didn't say anything about what happened to their pilots.  Maybe, like we said at the top of this article... They're here!

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