On The Road To Political Stardom

We pointed out in our last article, two venues that politicians might take on their way to political stardom and we did mention that there could be others but we failed to elaborate.  One of our astute readers pointed out that President Zelenskyy of Ukraine was a comedian.  And we feel that we should have added failed comedian to the failed actor category on the road to political stardom.  But it shouldn't have been just failed actor/comedian, as we once had a very long discussion here of running Jerry Seinfeld for President.  And Jerry is a very successful comedian and the press conferences would have been classic.  Someone would have asked about nuclear proliferation and Jerry could have said.  "Nuclear weapons yes.  They cost a lot of money and you really can't use them.  Why do we have them?'  Or Jerry could have opened up a press conference with.  "What's with Russia?  Are they really the world's 2nd best military or are they just the 2nd best military in Ukraine?"

But one other road to political stardom that no one here ever thought of has now thrust itself into the political arena...  Only Fans.  Susanna Gibson a candidate for the Virginia House of Delegates has an Only Fans account.  For those of you who have been living under a rock, an Only Fans account is usually a sexually explicit venue where the star of the show performs live and the viewers pay money, to watch.  Much to the shock, the horror or maybe the delight of her opponents and some of the voters, this has all come to light.  Susanna Gibson's reaction is.  "It won’t intimidate me and it won’t silence me. My political opponents and their Republican allies have proven they’re willing to commit a sex crime to attack me and my family because there’s no line they won’t cross to silence women when they speak up."  In other words, "What's your problem?"

As you can see from the picture above Susanna Gibson is quite attractive and most of us wouldn't mind seeing her in action but if all the people running for office had to have an Only Fans, we could clear the field of almost everyone, overnight.  We wouldn't need term limits in Congress.  And, it would certainly get rid of all the current Presidential candidates tout de suite.  

Hmmmm to echo Susanna Gibson.  What's the problem?

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