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 Every once in a while, we like to trot out a quiz just to see if people are paying attention. 

 1) Nancy Pelosi had a bad hair day last week because. 

1. a.  She was set up.  

2. b.  She forgot her mask.  People her age forget things. 

3. c.  She didn’t know the hair salons in her neighborhood were closed because of the Kung Flu. 

4. d.  She just has bad hair, nothing will help.  

5. e.  She’s a total hypocrite. 

 

2) The NBA ratings are down 27% on some broadcasts and as much as 45% on others because. 

1. a.  Fans don’t realize the games are on because it’s August and September and the season usually ends in June.

2. b.  It’s the whole Kung Flu thing and people are so upset they can’t watch, even though they’re home almost all the time with nothing better to do. 

2. c.  The NBA got woke. 

3. d.  Due to the Kung Flu people became aware that celebrities and athletes of all kinds are neither essential or of much use to anyone.  Except to themselves, people who bet on their games and of course the bookies.

4. e.  A and B. 

5. f.  C and D. 

 

3) Joe Old Brains Biden doesn’t take questions from reporters because. 

1. a.  Having been in politics for 47 years he’s already answered all the questions. 

2. b.  He’s beyond reproach. 

3. c.  He’s senile. 

4. d.  He’s Joe Biden’s husband. 

 

4)  Kamala Harris is. 

1. a.  A tough, hardnosed, law and order Prosecutor from San Francisco. 

2. b.  A socialist/communist. 

3. c.  A failed Presidential candidate for the democrat party. 

4. d.  Joe Biden’s running mate. 

5. e.  None of the above. 

 

 

5) Yesterday was Labor Day and on Labor Day we celebrate. 

1. a.  A Department in the Federal Government. 

2. b.  Women who have babies. 

3. c.  A political party in England. 

4. d.  People who actually work for a living. 

5. e.  A and C. 

6. f.  B and C. 

7. g.  None of the above. 

 

For each correct answer give yourself 20 points.

 

Answers 1) The correct answer is e.  But give yourself 5 points if you chose a, b, or c, as all those excuses were in the news. 

2) The correct answer is f.  But if you picked c or d, give yourself 10 points because each answer is correct on its own.  If you picked a or b or e, give yourself 5 points, as you need some help. 

3) The correct answer is c, and if you haven’t figured that out, you’re beyond help. 

4) The correct answer is d, as that is her current status but give yourself 10 points if you picked a, b, or c, as she has been one of those things at one point or another. 

5) The correct answer is d. 

Results!  If you got 100 congratulations you know what is going on in this world and you’re most probably one of our regulars here.  If you scored 80 or above, you’re paying attention but you need to check in here a little more often.  If you scored between 60 and 80, well the world is sort of passing you by.  If you got anything less than 60, seek remedial help. 

 

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