Just Wondering

 

We were just wondering about certain things.  First up, if the masks work, why does anyone have the Kung Flu anymore?  The Kung Flu is supposed to last 14 days.  But what the hell let’s tack on a few days.  Let’s make it 28 days, heck let’s make it 48 days.  People started putting on the masks in March and 48 days after sometime in March brings us to sometime in May.  So, if the masks worked, no one would have the Kung Flu by now, as we’re in September.  And, that brings us to our second source of wondering.  According to the Center for Disease Control 6,937,322 people got the Kung Flu.  Sadly 203,384 people have died.  The good news is 4,193,347 have recovered.  But that leaves 2,540,591 people left and we can’t help but wondering, what happened to them?  Are they still sick?  Have they all just left and gone away?  Ahh that might resolve our first issue though.  No one knows where they are or what happened to them.  Maybe they’re not wearing masks. 

 

That brings us to our next mystery.  Why is the democrat party running Old Brains Joe Biden for President?  Who would have made a better candidate you might ask?  And, the answer is anyone of the other 17 democrat candidates that ran in this election cycle.  Or anyone, who could string a few sentences together.  Old Brains is obviously senile.  And it’s sad.  So sad, that we might be done making fun of him.  We did notice that Old Brains Joe Biden wears a mask almost all the time.  The only time he doesn’t wear a mask is when he is in his basement and talking through the computer.  Or he is at an event where no one else has showed up, other than a few reporters, who are carefully spaced far enough away that they couldn’t possibly get the Kung Flu.  Other than that, Old Brains always wears the mask.  None of the other democrat candidates wore the mask, at least not as often.  We just might have answered this one too. 

 

 

This brings us to wondering why are all the restaurants and bars in NYC closed.  Because you can get in a car, drive over the George Washington Bridge and in just a few minutes, be sitting down to dinner in a restaurant in New Jersey?  We can’t figure this one out.  Maybe you can. 

 

And last but not least, I went to the gym yesterday morning and following the rules I wiped off the handles of the Elliptical machine before I got on it.  Then about a minute into my workout I started to wonder.  What if I missed a spot? 

 

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