Found just last week was Da Fuhrer, Adolph Hitler’s To Do List. We can’t tell you where we found it as we can’t expose our sources. But naturally we got it, as we go where the rest of the media fears to tread.
Things for Da Fuhrer to do...
1. Have a Seder in The Reichstag.
2. Recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.
3. Try to find peace in the Middle East. This has befuddled the world’s leaders but after all I am Da Fuhrer! Maybe I’ll forget about the Palestinians and start with Bahrain, the U.A.E. and a few other countries?
4. Bring troops home from foreign wars and don’t start any new wars that never seem to end.
5. Get Serbia and Kosovo to make peace.
6. Make friends with Kim Jong-un.
Okay, okay we just realized we can’t fool our readers. You’re all too smart. There was no Israel in the era of Da Fuhrer. And, the only war going on in the Middle East was the one Da Fuhrer was trying to win. And there was no North Korea either. So, we have to fess up here. We got this out of the White House and then we sort of altered it to fit the Fuhrer if he were around now. We did that because a whole lot of the Talking Heads and The Cognoscenti of The Known World think Donald John Trump 45th President of the United States, is Hitler. And, we’re pretty sure if Da Fuhrer were alive today, this is what he’d be up too. Obviously.
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