"Girls Just Want To Have Fun"*

Former New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio and his wife Chirlane McCray are separating.  They're not going to get a divorce and neither is even moving out of the house they share but they're both going to start dating others.  Some reasons were given by both of them but Chirlane's number one reason was.  "I just want to have fun." 

And critics of Golf influencer Paige Spiranac got upset because of her July 4th picture.  That's it at the top of the column here.  The haters think it was inappropriate but not us because we know that "Girls Just Want To Have Fun".  Also we think it's a very patriotic theme, the red, the white, the blue and the hot dogs with the appropriate toppings.  Sort of like Mom and Apple Pie but with an adult beverage.  Too bad Norman Rockwell is no longer with us.  He could really do justice to this red white and blue image, making it stand for everything we fight for.

And that strange white powder found in the White House turned out to be cocaine.  Now some people think Hunter Son Of The President had left some behind as he had been there the day before.  But we don't want to jump the gun here, as there are a lot of women working in the White House, so maybe it was just girls having fun.  Then again it might have been Hunter Son Of The President, as he is known to dabble in that stuff.  Maybe boys want to have fun too.  And Hunter Son Of The President, is a fun guy.

And as Editor-in-Chief of NYUUGGEE I have a complaint.  Can someone please start a boycott of something I use.  It must be great to watch something you hate, crash and burn.  But I don't watch TV news of any kind, so I can't enjoy the drop in the ratings of all these shows as they make their way into Television History.  We get all our information from our own sources and the internet, sometimes even using the Dark Web.  Bud Light?  I don't even drink beer.  If someone starts a boycott of Johnny Walker I'm in.  I don't care what they did.  Disney movies, I haven't seen one in over 60 years when I was a little kid.  Now it looks like it might be Ben and Jerry's ice cream but I don't eat that either, too sweet.  But somebody come up with something puhhhleeezzzze!  Old guys want to have fun too.

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*Cyndy Lauper sang it, with words and music by Lolly Vegas and Robert Hazard