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When Mitch McConnell began to speak to the Mass Hysteria the other day, he got about 30 seconds into his routine when he froze, like a deer in the headlights.  Lucky for him a car wasn't coming at 50 mph.  But this incident brings certain things to mind.  'Invasion Of The Body Snatchers' an old Sci-fi film from the 1950's, for one.  That's where these Pods from another world come to earth and take over the bodies of human beings.  Once their bodies are taken over, the previously human beings are Pod People.  And Pod People are emotionless, empty creatures, that don't speak too well.

The other thing that came to mind was The Minority Leader of the Senate might have just had a stroke.  One of the symptoms of stroke is, the inability to speak.  But then Mitch remained upright and stroke victims tend to fall over.  Besides his colleagues just led him away.  No one called an ambulance.  Then again it could just be old age.  Like a lot of old timers Mitch just walked into a room and forgot why he was there.  Hell, when Mitch was born, the Japanese fresh off of bombing Pearl Harbor, were busy raising hell in the South Pacific and taking one island after another.

And come to think of it, this used to happen to Nancy Pelosi, when she was Speaker of the House.  She would slur her words and then just freeze and stand still.  Then she'd start slurring her words again.  Some people thought she was drunk.  We thought she was on something like Ketamine, since she has over a hundred million in the bank and Ketamine, is a designer drug.  But it just could have been old age.  When Nancy Pelosi was born, the Nazis were rolling over France and in case you're trying to remember, that was before the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.  So she's older than Mitch.  But maybe it's not just old age.  Maybe the Pods got her too?

Then there is President Biden.  He slurs his words.  He freezes too.  But then he also says things like.  "I can describe America in a single word AUSUFUTIMAEHAEHFUTBW."  Could be old age.  Could be a stroke or two.  Then again, maybe AUSUFUTIMAEHAEHFUTBW, means something to the Pod People.  

Since the Congress is currently holding hearings on UFOs and Aliens, we're sure they'll get to the bottom of this.  Just like they do with everything else.

Stay tuned right here, as the rest of the media might not cover this.  Just us and Tucker Carlson.

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