If you go to the 'Do We Have Careers For You!' website, you will find some really great opportunities like these....
Wanted: Leader of Terrorist Gang. Looking for a take charge individual who can work independently. Must have executive experience. Can start immediately. 7 figure salary. Set your own hours. Possible 72 Virgins in the offing. Please mail in your resume to us. All of hiring Client's computers, cell phones, walkie talkies and pagers are presently offline.
Wanted; Experienced Sand Hog aka tunnel digger. Needed for job in NYC, details upon acceptance. Must have experience working in and around sewers and other big city encumbrances. If you dug the tunnels in Gaza, Southern Lebanon or Mexico helping El Chapo escape, it will be a huge plus. Client's chance for bail or acquittal almost non-existent. 50 million dollars on the table. Send your IP address here. All information will be kept strictly confidential. Attorney client privilege in effect.
Wanted: Family, minimum 2 kids, 3 is a plus. To pose for pictures and appear at events. Single Moms or intact family, so long as Dad doesn't mind not being in the pictures or doesn't mind staying in the car at the events. Short gig, no more than 4weeks. 5 figures, possible 6, depending on what happens on November 5th.
Wanted: Mayor, Deputy Mayor, Commissioner and a lot of assistants. Multiple opportunities here, as the vacancies are mounting by the day. No experience necessary. Applicants should not be facing indictments or be the subject of a current Federal, State or City investigation. 6 figure salaries. Nice office, official cars and police escorts wherever you go, especially if like your predecessors, you're being escorted away.
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