Saturday, October 19, 2024

What Do You Think?


According to the latest Gallup Poll the American people's trust in What Once Was The Main Stream Media is at an all time low of 31%.  This is even lower than it's previous lowest back 2016, when it was 32%.  The only problem here is, The Gallup Organization that produces the Gallup Polls, has been around since 1935.  So, it's as much a part of What Once Was The Mainstream Media as any other entity.  So should we believe this poll?  Could it be wrong?  Maybe the trust number is higher?  Maybe it's lower?  Would they lie to us?  What do you think? 

And Yahya Sinwar is dead.  The result of trying to shoot it out with the Israeli defense forces.  From the pictures it looks like a bullet went into the lower part of his head and came out the top.  We wonder what his last thoughts were.  Maybe they were.  "Oh goodie I'm getting 72 virgins."  Or were they.  "These AK47s look tough and everyone says they're great but it doesn't seem like I can hit anything that's more than 70 meters away.  Oh beep."  What do you think?

And Kamala Harris was either ambushed by a misogynist Bret Baier and she courageously held her own.  Or she was an incoherent, babbling mess, who didn't answer any of the questions and could only keep repeating.  "Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump."  Or was it just that the optics were bad?

Now it turns out that Martha Stewart, you know the lady who tells you how to cook, fold your napkins and the proper way to use toilet paper, had an affair.  This was back in the day when she was married.  Her husband never knew.  Or so she thinks.  He's passed away.  We hate to end this column on thoughts of Martha Stewart and sex.  It's kind of a bummer.  Not that she's unattractive, attractive is in the eye of the beholder.  Just that we can imagine, that right in the middle of something, she might say.  "That's not how you..."

But she admitted to this affair after telling young women.  "If you husband starts cheating he's a piece of bleep."  So is this a case of do as I say not as I do?  The old double standard?  Or was this a Freudian slip?  What do you think?

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