Now we don't like taking bows here but just a few weeks back, November 9th to be exact, we published an article asking Where Are the Conspiracy Theories? Low and behold just a few days later Tucker Carlson late of Fox News, lists a whole bunch of things about Thomas Matthew Crooks! Crooks in case you have forgotten, was one of the would be POTUS 45 & 47 assassins. Seems this Crooks guy was all over Social Media with all kinds of nutty ideas. And this after the FBI had proclaimed that Crooks had very small digital footprint. Maybe the FBI doesn't know much about Digital Footprints and Social Media? Or should we begin to think of those two dirty words... Conspiracy and Coverup?
And as usual a day late and a dollar short, the rest of the Mass Hysteria begins to chime in. Just remember you read it here first! Why here? Because we ask the tough questions. And that is what this Journalism thingy is all about.
And the House of Representatives is going to release their Epstein files! They are going to name names! And the names if they belong to anyone you heard of before, will say. "Yes I knew him. We did charity work together." "We talked about investments as Epstein was a financial whiz." "Epstein knew a lot of people. He knew a lot of things." Will anyone say. "I did not have sexual relations with those little girls!" Will anyone get arrested? Will we see or hear any of those supposed sex tapes with famous people in them? Fugettaboutitt!
One new thing we did learn about Jeffrey Epstein even though it didn't come from the House report was,... He had a little wee wee. Similar information was given about another great sex abuser, Harvey Weinstein. Does anyone see a pattern here?
And as the anniversary of the assassination of JFK creeps upon us once again, the conspiracy theories will rear their ugly heads. Our favorite has always been, the one put forward by our own Financial Editor Carmine S. Carmine's conspiracy is, Lee Harvey Oswald was one of Joseph P. Kennedy's (father of JFK and well known philander ) many illegitimate kids. And Oswald had had it. JFK got to be President with a beautiful wife and kids, not to mention all the money the Kennedys had, while poor Lee Harvey, had to work in a Book Depository in Dallas for a buck twenty five an hour. How would you feel, if you were poor old Lee Harvey?
We know we've mentioned this conspiracy theory before but everyone trots out their conspiracy theories every year, and this one bears repeating. It's a goodie.
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