2025 Mayoral Candidate Zohan Mandani was going to let everyone ride the buses in New York City for free! Newly elected Mayor Zohan Mandani, says he can't do it. You have to pay. Who'd a' thunk it?
Ex-Pizza man and Minnesota native Mark Anderson tried to escort Luigi Mangione the guy who shot the Insurance clerk in the back, out of the MDC in Brooklyn. Anderson claimed he was an FBI Agent and he had court papers signed by a Judge and his weapons, we assume he meant stuff issued to a real FBI Agents, were in his bag. But all he really had was a driver's license and the bag only had a chunk of Gouda and a Pizza cutter. He wound up in handcuffs and in front of a real Judge. Anderson's court appointed attorney said the ex-Pizza man should be released and taken to a hospital, as he's mentally ill. Who'd a thunk that one?
And the FBI finally released all of the Jeffrey Epstein files and there was finally something in them. Turns out Bill Gates, genius and billionaire founder of Microsoft asked Jeffrey if he could get him some anti-biotics for his wife. Seems genius and Billionaire Bill got an STD from one of Jeffrey's "Russian girls". And that reminded us of something Mickey Mantle explained to one of his younger teammates years ago. One of the hardest things to do Mickey said, was not hit the curveball. No, it was to somehow explain to your wife, why she has to take anti-biotics, for your head cold. Maybe genius and Billionaire Bill, figured out how to explain that to his wife but the concept of the condom, escaped him. Who'd a' thunk that?
Note to Billionaire Bill, if you use the condom, you won't need the anti-biotics.
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