Have You Been Paying Attention?

Certain things have appeared in the WOWTMSM since the kerfuffle with the Iranian regime began and we were just wondering if people were paying attention.  This is not an official quiz.  There will be no prizes.  But have you heard these?

Another forever war.

America has no plan.

The war is expanding.

America is running out of missiles.

The Houthis have entered the conflict.

The war is expanding.

The IRGC will wait till the bombs stop, crawl out of their holes and start the regime all over again like nothing happened, other than a lot of guys will have gotten promoted.

Iran still has a nuclear program that they can start over in three weeks, no two weeks, no by next Tuesday.

The war is expanding.

Another forever war.

This war is like 'Whac-A-Mol'e, kill one IRGC or Basij leader and another pops up.

The war is expanding.

The IRGC and the Basij militia will go into Guerilla war mode after the bombing stops.

The Terrorists have won.

Another forever war.

And now to see if you have been paying attention.  But just two questions because as previously mentioned, this is not an official quiz.

Question 1)  How many of the above statements have appeared in the WOWTMSM?

A.  8  

B.  5 

C.  All of them except, the Terrorists have won.

D.  2

Question 2)  How many of them turned out to be true?

A.  All of them.

B.  10

C.  None

D. 1.

Answers

Question 1)  Correct answer C.  All except the Terrorists have won.  We haven't heard that one in a long time.  It was big after 9/11.  We just threw that in to be funny.

Question 2)  Correct answer C, none.  But if you picked D, we'll give that to you because the Houthis did fire one missile at Israel and they kept announcing that they were going to join the war even if they never did.  We're not hard task masters.

If watching and listening to the WOWTMSM has left you perplexed don't worry, as they don't worry about it too much either.

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