Rumor has it that HisBubbaness's health is failing and HerHillaryness is planning his funeral. We kind of think HisBubbaness is planning it too. Why would he be left out? How could he be left out? Well, we mean, other than being the belle of the ball.
Is it only us or do you think that HisBubbaness has already sent DJT 45th and 47th POTUS the remarks he should make? Do you think HisBubbaness has also written his own eulogy? Will there be any great lines read at the service? We mean will someone say something that people can remember HisBubbaness by? Other than, you know what.
That leads us to will Monica be at the funeral? Of course she'll be there, but will she sit somewhere inside, or will she be out in the street? Will the WOWTMSM show images of her at the funeral? Will other outlets? We're laying 4 to 5 on the former and taking no bets on the later.
Get ready because this funeral will be on every outlet, in the same manner that the slow car chase with O.J. was. If you don't have streaming, or you haven't saved your old DVD player, you won't be able to watch anything else. We think HerHillaryness will have a lot of hankies but no tears. Monica on the other hand will have a lot of hankies and her tears will be there, for all to see.
Will HerHillaryness write a book? Yes! Will Monica write a book? Yes! Will they both have the same title, My Life With Bill?
Will Obama POTUS 44, and DJT POTUS 45 & 47 be laughing at HisBubbaness's funeral, as they were at Jimmy Carter's? That's them at the top of this column at Jimmy Carter's funeral. Let's hope not. And, let's hope that rumors of HisBubbaness's funeral planning, like initial reports of Mark Twain's demise, are greatly exaggerated.
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