In addition to the steps that the Mass Hysteria repeat all
day, every day, there are other steps everyone needs to take and they are:
Don’t have sex with strangers. If you do, try not to kiss. If you have to kiss don’t use tongue. If you have to use tongue, wear a condom.
Of course, wash your hands.
Try not to touch the other person’s face or your own. If you do, wash your hands. Of course, wear condoms for the usual stuff
and take a shower. And yes, wash your
hands.
Of course, we’re not mentioning the name of this thing that
you need to take these steps for, as it offends some people from a certain
country that starts with the letter C.
Hint, hint, the name of this thing also starts with a C and no, you don’t
get a lime with it.
Also, do not buy toilet paper. It won’t help.
Both Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson have contracted this
thing. Keep your eye on them. If they live, it means there is light at the
end of the tunnel. If they die, well
make sure your affairs are in order. For
those who survive, at least you won’t have to watch him in another bad movie.
We’ve reached the end of the Do’s and Don’ts for now. We’ll be back with more as this thing evolves
and yes, it’s time to wash your hands again.
Dicens simile factum est
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