There are always silver linings to things and in The Time of
Coronavirus, we’ve found a big one. Men
are making love to their wives again.
Why you might ask and there are a few reasons.
First off, everyone is staying home from work. Since most men get a big idea quite a few
times a day and they are now stuck at home with their wives… well, you get the
picture.
Since men are not at work and can’t be out of the house for
long extended periods of time, they can’t see their mistresses, escorts, girlfriends
or go to strip clubs either. Oh yeah,
the biggest losers in Love in The Time of Coronavirus are mistresses, escorts, the
girlfriends of married guys and strippers.
But no one cares about them. Unless
of course, they have some extra toilet paper on hand.
We’ve also found out that it is okay to call it the Coronavirus. That it is a politically correct term. What is not okay is to refer to the
Coronavirus as the Wuhan Coronavirus, the Chinese Coronavirus or call it the
Kung Flu. We also can’t imply or infer
that it is some foreign kind of a disease, as that would be racist. We all have to pretend this thing started in
Des Moines or just some place no one ever heard of, like Dog Walk Kentucky. So, while saying Coronavirus was okay all
along, we just weren’t sure and it is always better to err on the side of
caution.
Now in this Love in The Time of Coronavirus, single people
are bleep out luck. All the bars and the
clubs are closed so there is no way to hook up.
We’re sure the online dating stuff is going great guns and texting or
even sexting too. But there is just no
way to close the deal. We could say
they’re screwed but then well, they’re not and not even close.
As we said last week, we will keep you updated as things
progress. And, we told you to keep an
eye on Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson.
Well after being isolated in a hospital for five days, Tom and Rita are still
alive. They’ve been released from the
Hospital and they are still in isolation but they’re not dead, not yet. So maybe, just maybe, there is light at the
end of the tunnel.
Dicens simile factum est
Pro Bono Publico
*With apologies to
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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