Killing Your Grandmother

According to New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo, if you don’t get your Kung Flu vaccination shots, you’ll be killing your grandmother.  No, we did not make this up to be funny and no he did not make this up to be funny.  He was serious.  We could say, deadly serious.  It seems a lot of young people are not too impressed with the Kung Flu and don’t think they need the shots.  And, Cuomo the Younger wants them to be aware that it’s not just about them.  This could be Cuomo the Younger’s “Ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do for your country” moment, as he eyes a run for the Presidency in 2024.  So, he wants the youths or as we pronounce it “uthes” to know that they may be healthy but if they’re not vaccinated, they could carry the Kung Flu around with them.  And, when they go to kiss Grandmama in a moment of love and affection, Grandmama gets the Kung Flu.  Then she dies.   

 

As we all know now, our elderly citizens are the most vulnerable to the Kung Flu.  Cuomo the Younger like all New Yorkers knew this first and all too well because of all the Kung Flu deaths we had in our Nursing homes.  

 

Now you might be wondering as we are, if Grandmama got the shots shouldn’t she be immune?  Hey Cuomo the Younger isn’t talking reason or common sense here.  He’s talking about you killing your grandmother.  Get frightened.  Get aroused.  Most of all, get stimulated.  2024 is only three years and five months away. 

 

And, you might be wondering hey wait, how can Cuomo the Younger run for President when all these women have accused him of sexual harassment?  Could Bill Cosby run too?  We don’t think so but who can say, as America's Dad might be out on parole in time for 2024.  And, the last time two guys ran for President and no one was accused of sexual harassment was way back in 2012.  Anyone running for President by 2024 who is not accused of sexual harassment, will just be some back of the pack candidate, that no one takes too seriously. 

 

So, all you “uthes” out there, get your shots.  You’ve been warned.  If Grandmama dies it will be your fault, not Dr. Fauci’s, not Dr. Brix’s and certainly not Governor Cuomo’s. 

 

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