Accentuate The Positive, Eliminate The Negative*

First up at eliminating the negative, Don Lemon.  As most of our regular readers know, we go where no one else dares to go.  So, we got an inside look at the training that Don Lemon received, before he got back on the air.  And, just in case you didn't know, Don Lemon is a Talking Head for CNN.  He's been on various CNN shows over the years and all have had terrible ratings, even by CNN standards.  In his latest recasting, he's on a morning show that no one watches but while he's there he has taken to yelling at his female co-hosts, both on and off the air.  Last week, he made a really bad faux pas and actually drew heat from all corners of the Mass Hysteria.  So, CNN sent him on a long weekend and then let it be known that he won't be back until he gets the proper training.  CNN is not going to let one of their employees mansplain and disrespect women.  Like we said, we go where all others fear to tread.  So, we hacked into his laptop and here is the training.

'I will not yell at or say nasty things about women.  

I will not yell at or say nasty things about women.  

I will not yell at or say nasty things about women.'  

We're going to cut it short here, as he has to sit in his Boss Chris Licht's office and write this 500 times a day, every day and you get the picture.

And, South Park the infamous cartoon show has viciously taken on Meghan and Harry or as we like to refer to them as Megharry.  In the spirit of Bennifer and Brangelina, other names given to star crossed media couples.  But South Park has trashed them unmercifully and there are reports that Meghan is furious and even thinking of ways to sue South Park.  But our sources tell us that Meghan and Harry sit on the couch every night and actually watch that episode over and over again with Meghan squealing.  "That's us!  That's us!  They're talking about us!"  Then they rush upstairs to the bedroom.  Sometimes they don't quite make it to the bedroom and the stairs or even a random chair will suffice.  

So, as you can see here with Megharry, sometimes what people perceive as a negative, is really a positive.

And yes that's Paige Spiranac at the top of the page.  She's a golf influencer.  As you can see, she's got a golf club in her hands.  She was a top golfer in college but she couldn't quite make it onto the LPGA tour and before any of you make snarky comments, try to realize you couldn't either.  And, that goes for you guys out there too.  Even if the LPGA gave you a shot at their tour, you wouldn't make it.  But Paige has gone on to give golf tips and be an all round influencer and social media star.  And, we added her here, so we could begin and end this article, on a positive note.

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* Johnny Mercer