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"Brutal!  Horrific!  Disgusting!"  These are just a few of the words coming out of the mouths of certain people, as they try to come up with adjectives, adverbs and any other part of speech that could possibly describe their reactions to one P. Diddy beating his then girlfriend, Cassie Ventura.  And these are P. Diddy's friends.  Or they used to be.  They want you to understand how they could never imagine anything like this.  Like never.  Even if they've known him for decades and went to his infamous parties.

Now enquiring minds want to know how this video surfaced?  Who had it?  Who leaked it?  Well one theory is the Feds leaked it and they got a hold of it when they raided P. Diddy, Puffy, Puff Daddy, Diddy, Love, Sean Combs's houses?  That would mean he'd kept a copy of it all these years.  Why would someone do that?  Same reason you have videos and pictures of stuff.  So you can relive it.  This would make him, one, sick bleep.  The other theory is the guy from the hotel who sold it to P. Diddy, Puffy, Puff Daddy, Diddy, Love, Sean Combs, kept a copy of his own.  Either way, it spells doom for P. Diddy, Puffy, Puff Daddy, Diddy, Love, Sean Combs.

Then there was his apology video that went over like a lead balloon.  People are scratching their heads over that one, when they're not trying to come up with adjectives, adverbs and other parts of speech, to convey their amazement of it all.

Then there are the fall from grace crowd.  They can't fathom the nature of the man who had it all.  Well let's just put a little perspective on it.  P. Diddy with his half a dozen akas...  Hey we like that handle 'The Man With A Half A Dozen AKAs'.  Reminds us of 'The Man In The Iron Mask', as he might wind up in Prison for a long, long time.  Only the Three Musketeers aren't around to get him out.  But 'The Man With A Half A Dozen AKAs', is just your garden variety Socio/Psychopath, who happened to make a few bucks in the music business.  He'll be a trivia question on Jeopardy in the next decade and none of the Contestants will get it right.  And, a few years after that, no one will remember his name.  Even if he had a half a dozen of them.

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