Who'd A' Thunk It?

While this should be headlines and it's not, Bill Maher went to dinner with Donald John Trump, HLH, HIAH, 45th and 47th POTUS.  This after the two of them have traded insults for at least a decade.  Insults like Maher comparing Trump to Hitler on numerous occasions and referring to Trump as that "that crazy person in the White House".  Trump in turn has called Maher among other things a "sleaze-bag" and "a low-life dummy".  But amazingly after having dinner with DJT, Maher said, he felt, that he  "connected" with him.  And that DJT "listened" unlike other prominent people he'd met with.  All in all Maher walked away from the dinner no longer thinking DJT was like Hitler or "that crazy person living in the White House".  Basically, Maher thinks that DJT, is a good guy.  Who'd A Thunk It?

And beloved former producer of The Real Housewives shows, Patrick MacDonald says.  It's a "real bummer" when some of the The Housewives get sober.  Who'd A' Thunk that?  We mean who would think that anyone getting sober was a bad thing?  Especially, someone who works with and supposedly cares about his employees.  Employees who think of him as beloved.  Well, if you ever watch these shows you'll see that the women go on these road trips to some luxurious setting like Turks and Caicos.  They get put up in some luxurious house.  Then they go to dinner at some fabulous restaurant, where some of them drink too much.  By the time they get back to the luxurious house, they are fighting and throwing things.  That makes for good Reality T V.  So when they sober up, they don't fight.  They don't throw things.  They get boring.  So we sort of see the Producer's point here.

And New York State's Department of Environmental Conservation raided the home of Mark Longo in Pine City.  There were 12 agents and they were there because of complaints from the neighbors about the wild animals in Mark Longo's animal refuge.  Who were these wild animals?  Well they were Fred the Raccoon and the beloved P'Nut pictured above.  Both animals were tested for Rabies and both were negative.  In spite of that, the New York State's Department of Environmental Conservation disposed of them.  How?  By cutting off their heads!  Yeah, just like they were Louis XVI and his wife Marie Antoinette.  Who knew they did things like this?  Who even knew there was a New York State Department of Environmental Conservation?  Who knew they had 12 agents?  Who'd A Thunk any of this?

Now we hate to leave on a discordant note but we have to tell it like it is, for the public good.

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