Star Crossed Lovers

Lunden Roberts is ready to speak out.  If the name doesn't ring any bells, it's because she's been in the shadows all this time.  She's the baby's momma of three time, convicted felon, Hunter Biden.  But she's ready to tell it all in her book, 'Out of the Shadows'. 

Now contrary to all who thought they knew, Lunden and Hunter did not meet in the Strip Club.  They met at a private party in the offices of Hunter's investment company.  Hunter was in his boxer shorts and that answers the question boxers or briefs for him but the boxer shorts had all these big red hearts on them.  Hunter was busy setting up all his drugs for later consumption.  Then their eyes met and Hunter had the most beautiful blue, grey eyes Lunden had ever seen.  Now we're not sure if it was the boxers with the red hearts, the drugs or his blue, grey eyes, as we only got to read an excerpt in the NY Post, the book doesn't come out till August but it was Kismet.

Of course everything was going along just peachy keen.  Things always do at first with Star Crossed Lovers.  Hunter was still seeing his dead brother's wife.  In fact, Lunden met the wife of the dead brother.  Maybe everything was headed for a Throuple, when Lunden got pregnant.  That put the kibosh on the whole thing.  Hunter said it wasn't his.  But then Hunter, got his Maury moment.  He was the father.  

And, all this time Lunden has kept silent.  Their baby girl Navy, is 5 years old now.  Lunden had to make sure her baby's future was secured.  The courts did that.  But now, she is ready to stand up for herself, strong woman that she is.

And rumors are swirling about, that the Ben Affleck/J-Lo marriage, has hit the rocks.  This is the second time around for them.  They met and had a whirlwind romance back in 2002.  They made a real bad movie together 'Gigli' and almost got hitched.  But as they neared the alter back in 2004, they called it off.  Twenty years later it was Kismet, once again.  This time they only made a real bad commercial together for Dunkin Dounuts and they managed to do, the I do's.

Maybe as the song says and Sinatra sang so well "Love is lovelier the second time around."  Then again Star Crossed Lovers almost never, actually that is a never, get a second bite at the apple.  That's the whole point of the Star Crossed in Star Crossed Lovers.  Think of Romeo and Juliet going through the whole thing again. And Paris and poor Helen and the whole sacking of Troy, all over again.  So Ben and J-Lo, make another bad movie and a bad commercial but divorce!  Just say it isn't so.  Say it isn't so.

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