What is with Brentwood California and knives? In case you forgot, that was the place where Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman were murdered. Now it's Rob Reiner and his wife. Don't they have guns out there? Guns are more efficient and leave less of a mess. Most people, who kill people, use guns. Then again maybe there's a serial killer about. Serial killers use knives. This all leads us to question number 1 in our Poll. Just how sure are you that O.J. did it right now?
A. Still sure.
B. Somewhat sure.
C. Have doubts.
D. O.J. didn't do it.
E. Who is O.J.?
Yes we know they arrested the son Nick Reiner but then they arrested O.J. too. How did that work out for them?
Question 2.
And Howard Stern much like Mark Twain, who famously said. "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." is not retiring, as previously reported. Stern has renewed for three more years and he announced that to his fans on Monday. Stern is 71 years old and do you think...
A. Renewing his show was a good thing. His fans will be happy.
B. He should have retired. Put a fork in him. He's done.
C. Who is Howard Stern?
Question 3.
And speaking of retirement should Travis Kelce retire? The Chiefs have been eliminated from the playoffs and a shot at a fourth Super Bowl appearance. His Quarterback Patrick Mahomes suffered a gruesome knee injury who knows if he'll ever be the same. Which makes you wonder if the Chiefs will ever get to another Super Bowl And, well, Travis at 36 years old just ain't the man he used to be. Some say he's just a shell of his former self. So, should he...
A. Keep playing, as once he retires there is no real coming back, not in football.
B. Retire and be the color man on NFL broadcasts. He could promise to have Taylor Swift show up a few times a year to elbow out all the other washed up Jocks who want the job.
C. Retire and play in Taylor Swift's band. You know like just bang a tambourine or tap on a bongo kind of thing. Maybe dance a little too but not too much.
D. Who is Travis Kelce?
And here are the results!
Question 1. Are you still sure O.J. did it? 32% were still sure. 17% were somewhat sure. 11% had doubts, 9% said O.J. didn't do it and 31% wanted to know who was O.J.?
Question 2. On Howard Stern renewing his contract. 31% thought it was a good idea. 37% thought it wasn't a good idea as Howard is done. 32% wanted to know who was Howard Stern?
Question 3. Should Travis Kelce retire? 37% thought he should keep on playing. 14% thought he should try to be an announcer. 49% thought he should play in Taylor Swift's band. And only 2% wanted to know who was Travis Kelce.
And as our faithful readers know we don't put much faith in Polls, even our own. But just like all the other Polls we called up 1007 people dumb enough to answer their phones and well, these were the results.
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