Global Warming? It was renamed Climate Change but now that's gone too. Yeah, people still believe in it but it's hardly ever in the news anymore. It's not like in the old days when news outlets, magazines, politicians and celebrities would whine and cry about it, like every day. When was the last time you saw a story or a podcast on it? The media has moved on. Greta Thunberg is gone too. She's moved onto other things you might not have even heard of. And like a lot of has been, childhood stars, Greta has to get arrested to get any attention nowadays.
Whatever happened to Vanilla Ice? No, that was not something you would eat in the midst of Global Warming. That was a guy. He was a rap artist with a really big hit record and a whole lot of attention. "Ice, ice baby". Doesn't ring a bell does it? We didn't think so.
What happened to Kale?
What happened to Anthony Weiner? Well he actually got back into politics or tried to. He ran for a City Council seat in Manhattan, hoping the voters would forgive and forget. Maybe they forgave or maybe they just forgot who he was. He lost.
What happened to Cargo Pants?
And whatever happened to Matt Lauer? He used to be a somebody but now? He's not even on an obscure cable channel like Chris Cuomo or even that station out of Russia, that had Dan Rather. Yeah, yeah, we know what you're wondering. Who was Dan Rather?
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