Does anyone else wonder about this label on certain hamburgers and steaks, that reads 'Grass fed beef'? We mean what else do cows do but eat grass all day.? Are there Cows that eat something else? Chicken maybe? Seafood? We don't think so. What's the BFD with the "grass fed"?
Does anyone wonder about these Tai Chi commercials. They are all over the internet. If you watch anything on Youtube you've seen them a hundred times. There's this guy and he's like over 50 and he's all trim and fit. In fact, he's ripped. He has no fat anywhere. We call him the No Fat On His Body Tai Chi Guy. And he tells you don't have to work out! No stress, no strain just Tai Chi! And you only have to do Tai Chi for 7 minutes a day! Or sometimes there's a woman like the wife or daughter of a guy asking. "Can my Husband/Dad go from fat, to No Fat On His Body just like the No Fat On His Body Tai Chi Guy in just three weeks?" Then on comes the No Fat On His Body Tai Chi Guy and he says yes!
Well we got a better solution than even doing Tai Chi for 7 minutes a day. Just find the AI guy who made the video of the No Fat On His Body Tai Chi Guy and have him do an AI of you too.
With six NFL teams at either 2 or 3 wins and 12 or 13 loses all vying for the coveted first pick in next season's draft how many of you, like us, are wondering how much these teams really want to win their remaining games? We don't mean the players, some of whom will not even be back next season. But like the coaches, the general managers, the owners and even the fans. What's another loss when you've already dumped 12 or 13 games? Compare that to the number 1 pick. It's the difference between a lump of coal and sugar plum fairies dancing in your head.
We can see a lot of these teams going for it on 4th and long today.
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